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MY STRAP ARRIVED👀👀👀

Date the faerie changeling who thinks you don’t suspect a thing. You know that she dyes her hair pink and purple to distract you from her aura, but you don’t care. She mysteriously doesn’t get drunk when you pound tequila shots together during movie night, and she always knows how the weather will change. She calls herself an animal lover, but you know they’re all drawn to her magic. Keep her guessing and don’t ever let her go.

the big wolves are his younger sisters

Okay I’ve literally reblogged this prob a hundred times but it’s the best post ever so here we are again.

Omg.. I love it

@scotthowlsmailbox …Is this what happens, Scott?

this guy has style

what majestic creature

I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE LIKE 30 SEC MAX… NO, THERE’S 4 WHOLE MINUTES OF THIS NONSENSE

I LOVE THIS

I need to know who this person is and where I can watch more

“are you a top or a bottom?” i’m a threat

 #said loki who was definitely a bottom

“uggh I can’t believe people are horny for Venom of all characters” do you…are you not aware of who Venom is like…as a character….a concept…Venom is the fuckiest character in Marvel history..this is literally the least surprising outcome

Venom is an alien slime that bonds to you physically and emotionally and transforms you into a muscle monster with huge teeth and a three-foot tongue and you’re SHOCKED that people want to get in on that? do you live in a cave?

I wanna do cute things with you like cuddle and suck your dick

ideal body weight: u on top of me