Got Bored and Decided to Transcript My Roomate Reviewing Homestuck Characters
*still laughing* No like what you THINK about them
He looks like he shat himself and trying to play it off. He bullies other kids for clout
And, look like she really needs dick in her life. Nerd Ass
Are these just the transp- uh, are these different people?
*laughing as well* what?, what
These are different type of like species
He (yes she assumed terezi was a guy) looks like he tried to be a rockstar but can’t pull it off because his teeth is just giving him too much Emo vibes. So he just “I have to be a hardcore Emo bruh, uhh, but I don’t have hands so I can’t go uhhh” you know what I mean?
Yeah I noticed their signs, Libra
He’s trying too hard. Look at you, you trying to be kiss? You ain’t gonna make it honey, with your long horn ass- you’re horny aren’t you?
*squeeking in laughter at this point*
Oh, I like this one. You look like you got into a little Tussle Tussle. I DON’T appreciate how your horns are asymmetric but it’s okay you can be cool or whatever, Ms. Scorp- oh I don’t like Scorpios fuck you never mind. Where the Leo?
I do like her horns tho. What’s that Aries?
Aries are bitches too. My mom’s an Aries but it’s chill. I do like your tattered skirt, looks like you’re ready?
*wheezing* ready for what?
*In the tone of a drag queen* You know what she’s ready for. Got some demon dick in you guurrrrl.
Got the little sizzle with the snake tongue
Why you gotta be a furry tho?
What’s with the tail? I’m not mad at it, you’re kinda cute. You look like you need some sleep tho with them bags under your eyes but you cute tho, you cute.
*immediatly after the last cute* the fuck are you?
Oh, you know, okay so it’s missing teeth right? It look like a panda snout, to me. It looked like a panda snout for a second. Also who you fighting? Who you fightin with your missing teeth. You mad son because you [???] your horn breaking off. But you know what you got the new crocs so that’s good.
The new crocs. He’s very into body building and stuff AND horses. But...
*one of us swallows a laugh*
*wheezing in tears* my gosh
You know who put him in a wheelchair?
I told you she got into a tussle
*my nose starting running from laughing and now I’m snorting* she threw him off a cLIFf
That’s how scorpios be tho. That’s how scorpios be.
I finnaly breathe and stopped laughing continusesly.
Is that a-? Okay, that’s his hair. Mmmm horny mmmm. I mean you, Aquarius, fishy flashy. I see your little fin gill gills. I see em. You ain’t cute and that colour/collar(?) combination is a little dull and basic so.
Looking ass. You got glasses on? Are those glasses? You need to chill
No, those are swim goggles.
Coachella. In the fucking ocean looking ass. NEXT
Gemini is my moon. I fuck with the glasses, everything in 4-D. 3-D. 4-D technically. But the shoes tho. I mean you really supporting that yin yang double sided face.
He’s like half and half color blind. That’s why the glasses are like that.
Is that why you can’t- Well you can put on the same type of shoes nigga you don’t have to be [stammers]- Is that a SOCK? It look like a sock, for real for real because it ain’t got no base like the other shoe do. So, I mean that’s chill but even if you’re color blind you can put another shoe on. You ain’t got no excuse so.
Preppy. She looks like she suck dick under a fucking staircase.
Mm........WOW! So UNEXPECTED
First of all, hat shirt stupid.
Second of all, why you look like you go into your parents basement and play the drums real loud at like 2 am in the morning, just to “be...” you know what I mean. I don’t know what the word for it but
That’s basically his character
He’s also really into puppets with like dick nose
I can tell. That fucking hat shirt really sets it off
I ain’t got nothing to say. The reason i got nothing to say to this bitch is because that’s the point of her character. In my eyes it looks like you DONT say nothing to that bitch.
That’s Betty Crocker...like the person who made the uh [forgets all Betty Crocker accomplishments] utensils. Cooking utensils? That’s Betty Crocker. Basically. She BASICALLY turns into Betty Crocker.
So as I said. Nobody paid attention to you so you HAD to do Something to get their attention. Obviously making some utensils was the thing for you.
*dying in laughter again* oh my god
Spoon and fork bitch. I get it, everybody has to eat you know.
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