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can you reblog this if you’re “actually LGBT+” and aphobes/exclusionists make you feel unsafe? i feel like i’m the only one
Aphobes: “we’re excluding people for community safety!”
Well then according to thousands of community members, then you need to leave.
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if you’re lgbt and a transmisogynist like i’m really sorry you’re an idiot and don’t realize trans women literally created this community cause that’s really sad, like we wouldn’t have a community without them. you waving your pitchfork and incomprehensible rhetoric to thank them is sad. and all i’m gonna feel in response is utter secondhand embarrassment for how stupid you are. like you’re dumb bye
don’t just like this, reblog it! let trans women know you love and support them in this community!
i want to be mystery. girl mistaken for werewolf, sharp teeth and hair all over my body, who hunts in the night and runs a little unusually. girl mistaken for dryad, always among trees, somehow better about plants, eyeshadow green. girl mistaken for witch, laughing loudly, in all black or all blue or in rainbow too, who can curse bar games and bad boyfriends, who can hex with a hand gesture. girl who convinces you of magic, who flickers just a little on the edge of reality, who has a little too much spark in her eyes, who exists unapologetically, who has small talents that are just a little too unnerving.
I relate to TV robots because when I am given a directive, I carry it out until it is completed or I am told to stop. I don’t really have a sense that tells me “that’s good enough for now”.
This is something I’ll have to overcome before I get a Real Job, ‘cause it’s so easy to exploit. I was assigned to clean three camp bathrooms in one hour (sweeping, sanitizing, restocking, unclogging, mopping, and changing the garbage in all of them) but the first one I arrived at was TRASHED. My supervisor asked me to keep cleaning until it was done, which meant I skipped dinner and went to bed hungry ‘cause I felt obliged to complete my assignment and had entered a trancelike state.
FUCK this means I’m gonna end up coming back as a ghost because of some “unfinished business” that’s actually super mundane
did anybody else grow up bein that one friend who was in the group but not really IN the group??? like your friends would go places and throw parties and not invite u n stuff????? idk that really fucked up my self esteem hbu
Haha I feel like I’m still this person, fml
The realization that I was this person was crushing, to be honest.
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did anybody else grow up bein that one friend who was in the group but not really IN the group??? like your friends would go places and throw parties and not invite u n stuff????? idk that really fucked up my self esteem hbu
Haha I feel like I’m still this person, fml
The realization that I was this person was crushing, to be honest.
me: *always eats at the same places and always orders the same food* *social behavior doesn’t come naturally to self* *has hyperempathy* *has trouble expressing feelings/matching facial expressions to emotions* *has awful body coordination/struggles w/ simple instructions regarding hands-on tasks* *gets upset w/ a minor change in routine*
me: *writes small scripts for ordinary social interactions to avoid anxiety* *stims/cannot keep still* *likes certain things so intensely that it frightens self/could talk abt those things all day* *is confused by how some ppl always know what to say or do most of the time* *has trouble making and keeping conversations*
me: *didn’t realize a friend was invinting me to her sister’s birthday party when she sent me a picture of the invitation bc she didn’t explicitly say so* *is naive/childlike* *easily distracted to the point of dissociation* *was teased during childhood for being too uptight/teacher’s pet* *emulates fictional characters/other people in terms of personality* *used to repeat words randomly as a child/still does that as a young adult, esp. words in other languages just bc “they sound pretty”*
me: *is baffled when ppl express interest in spending time with me* *has poor time management skills/ is a serial procrastinator* *deeply dislike certain textures/sounds/smells* *is photosensitive* *is considered weird by friends and family* *has unusual manneirisms*
me: ok so i may THINK that i am autistic but what if i only think that bc i want ATTEntiON???????
can we kill any ‘discourse’ that even vaguely resembles “X identity isn’t real and anyone who uses it is mistaken” forever thanks
Kid on tumblr: *words something clumsily or says something that others find “cringy”*
Kid on tumblr: *gets harassed relentlessly, probably suicide baited*
The ppl who harass the kid: wow you’re going to be so embarrassed of yourself in the future how can you even be like this
I hate coming across a decent post with good points and then scrolling down with the intent to reblog it, only to see postscripts and reblogs of “watch no [insert demographic] people will reblog this”.
I mean, I was going to, but now I can’t without it looking like an unnecessary and insincere guilt trip that I’m only sharing so I look like a Good Ally and expect you to do the same.
This also goes for “look how few notes this has” or “no one is talking about this, but everyone is talking about that other serious thing that I’ve deemed to be less important”
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me when i get my student loan
this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth
#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)
OMG YOU’RE RIGHT
and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!
extremely lucky cat
I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.
cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10
in case anyones interested in the other versions
http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html
Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.
Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.
there are two types of autistic people: those who can’t read social clues and just do their thing, bulldozing over everyone else and talking way too much and loudly and those so anxious of doing and saying the wrong thing that they rarely open their mouth
y'all: ur illness doesnt define you!
me, leaning in so my lips touch the mic: i literally am catagorized by a disorder that hinders my ability to function like a regular person
why does ace tumblr talk like aliens
those posts where they’re like “my friend asked me how they looked and i am not an allo so i did not know how to respond” are so???? weird??? like do you ever get out????? complimenting someone does not automatically equal “sexual and/or romantic attraction” its like watching cavepeople learn how to communicate
this is potentially ableist and also just kind of rude and creepy
*Mr. Moseby voice* no terfs in my lobby
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new aesthetic: cryptidcore
kitschy t shirts and keychains from souvenir shops depicting the local urban legends and monsters
glow in the dark stuff and generic alien themed stuff
tin foil hats
muffled x files, gravity falls, and twilight zone theme songs playing in the distance
staring into the night sky and wondering if we’re alone
lots of pictures of the woods and abandoned houses
*leans in real close* You know who is boring as hell? Aphobes. Who are unoriginal as hell? Aphobes. You know who are outdated and should probably go outside and go plant a tree because they sure as hell aren’t doing anything for the world here? Aphobes.
