I fucking love grape juice

Girls, if you're self-conscious about the way your tum and thighs jiggle when you walk, you need to know that you have unimaginable power over the rest of us creatures beneath you

What if I'm not self conscious about it?

Little miss whos shy until she trusts you then she becomes the biggest slut on the planet.

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

"Brazil from an altitude of 4 feet" fucking sent me

like. at first it was "yeah that's pretty funny but i can see how it would get overdone and just be annoying especially when you're trying to share interesting things" to "holy shit why are you threatening this person over silly shitposts"

"don't go grocery shopping when hungry" doesn't work for me because Not Hungry Me cannot conceive of a universe in which food is needed so she buys like a cup of pomegranate seeds and some fancy cheese and thinks that'll get us through the week.

FUN FACT the scientist who said that made it the fuck up! he's also the same dude who said that if kids made eye contact with the character on food boxes they wanted it more. so now all the cereal mascots/kids mascots look downwards to a child height. but THEY MADE IT UP and it's allllllll bullshit and bad science to the point cornell deleted the fuckin cereal eyes study from the face of the earth and modern research is saying you SHOULD shop when ur hungry because it makes you put more value on food that would give you more nutrition and actually sharpens your ability to feed yourself well

So I think the cereal box guy was Brian Wansink and honestly that tracks. If Wansink thinks we should be grocery shopping when full then we should definitely be doing it when hungry. Bruh is an absolute joke.

THAT'S THE BASTARD

Maintenance Phase also did an episode on this guy

White man makes up a bunch of stuff designed to make people go "Yes, that fits into my framework of thought. Integrating that now." And achieves fame for it Number #283809283

I've never had to deal with credit scores, I don't even know if it's a thing where I live. But yeah, everything I hear about it makes it sound like a horrible dystopian scam.

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024

Awesome

I mean, I didn't need any additional inspiration to work as hard as I can to elect Kamala Harris, but if you say so...

It wasn't just the hoity-toity ritual magic stuff, either. Popular media often frames a fundamental opposition between the Church and practitioners of the Old Ways™, but on the ground, any given medieval European community's foremost practitioner of traditional folk magic was likely to be the village priest. And again, they very much were not supposed to be doing this. There were some very pointed letters going around reminding people to cut that shit out, not that we're naming any names, Jeremy, and no, "if you invoke the saints first it's fine" is not going to fly with the bishop.

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world's population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.