Beast Beneath the Floorboards

taking my jestosterone bc i’m a fool

if you need us the missus and me will be in the other room having a duel with old flintlock pistols missing each other with every shot not only because we love each other but also because we both are dog shit at this

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

*gets down on one knee* you've put me in the greatest saw trap of all... love.

girl help, the blades

BORING

tch... whatever. i wasn't even having fun with this post anyway. *i kick the ground scornfully but i accidentally kick up a piece of rusty metal and it nicks my arm and you have to spend two hours in the hospital with me while i get a tetanus shot*