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getting drunk at the water testing facility (jesus is here)

#jesus #is #here #(at the water testing facility)#(that im drunk at)

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portalgifs

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

monasticmaestoso

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

ryanccole

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

diocletianscabbagefarm

They also have an empathy generator immediately followed by an empathy suppressor I love portal

theprofmoth

Fucking S tier game writing

Next time someone asks me what a phallo-preserving vaginoplasty is, I'm just gonna show them a picture of the gaping dragon from Dark Souls 1

#phallo-preserving vaginoplasty #they're really cool #look it up!#also #dark souls #is cool and like... SO yonic. Ever notice that? What's up with that?

It's a Wonderful Life but it's about if he had never transitioned

#it's a wonderful life #is kinda overrated #like god's argument for living is literally 'it's better than nothing!'

We needn't use the tools of the oppressor (cumming)

#sex is about more than cumming #our society's fixation on cumming as the 'goal' of sex is based in the patriarchy #but cumming is pretty cool tho

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Y'know a lot of people hype up greek mythology but 90% of their mythical creatures are just naked women in the forest

#greek mythology #kinda sucks lol #get fucked #naked women #just felt like that one would have pretty good seo

gemsandjunk

The Onion continues to never miss

It's A Wonderful Life pisses me off.

God's argument for staying alive is literally 'it's better than nothing'

#it's a wonderful life #is a goddamned lie #CINEMA

honk shoo-ah, mimimi on that thang

#hawk tuah #hawk tuah type beat #sleepy girl #type beat #restful type beat #all up in them dreams #gettin sloppy on them pillows #(from drooling)#(to be clear)#not sexual

Concept: calling someone who hasn't yet realized they're plural a clutch

#plurality #trans #egg #trans plural egg #over easy

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We feel like, as a hispanic system, we get to have the final say on this: if any of you refer to us using 'vosotros', that's hate speech.

#plural system #vosotros #spanish #look at these good tags we're such a good girl #anyway don't refer to us with vosotros it's on fucking sight #or like on hear we guess

adding femboy to the spell-check dictionary

#to be added:#genderfuck #yuri #frick

Nightmare blunt rotation

#if your playlist will give a sober person a bad trip #then it's a good playlist #this shit doesn't let up either ptolemaea is up next

mx. po-they-to head

#perfect joke

wow we did it thank

#25 posts #tumblr milestone #you really helped us on this one #thanks for all the FUCKING SUPPORt #ASSHOLES #LITERALLY UNFOLLOW RIGHT NOW

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Our constant state of being is "i would literally kill someone right now for a sweet little treat but seven dollars is too much"

#all a girl needs is a sweet little treat :(#sweet little treat #SWEEET LITTLE TREAT FOR ME #GIVE ME #SEVEN FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A FUCKING CINNAMON ROLL #SHUT UP

I fucking hate Clint.

#There's no joke here.#I just fucking hate Clint #stardew valley

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