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i do not think i am dating marco irl. i am not william evigheden. i do not encourage harrassment of any kind, especially not to non-sharing yumes. please keep your insults to yourself, i am doing this for fun and because it's funny as hell.
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⭑.ᐟ yume / oc ┆ william evigheden
nns ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ ┆ syi, ils, will
age 〃❄︎┆ 36 (yume), 18 (irl)
prns ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 ┆ she/her, they/them
. ₊ f/o(s) ┆ marco the phoenix (romantic ♡) , whitebeard pirates (platonic / familial)
⋆.˚ asks? ┆ open !
⌗ . emojis / ship name? ┆ marilliam, ⏳️🍍
〃❄︎ ┆ can and will block freely. <3 ༄.°
᯽ ── ocs / yumesona.
the pattern on william's skirt moves like water!! just too lazy to animate...
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I need to make sure yumeshippers know of this website
If you don't know this website, this is basically a size difference site. Where there's different simulation where you can put in the height of you and you're yume see how it would look like.
silly little fanart of @yuki2sksksk's oc, cordelia!! she's so cute i love her hehe no one talk about how scuffed gaban, rayleigh, and roger are, i whipped this up in like 20 minutes
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whitebeard pirates x reader except you're just a psychiatrist and you're honestly just trying to keep the 2nd division commander from exploding from self loathing while the rest of the commanders are fumbling to try and take you out on a date
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modern au marco but like he's still getting his master's/doctoral and you're getting yours and you're both just like "at least we're suffering together."
contains: slightly ooc characters, fluff, mentions of mpreg (but like in a haha jokes way)
setting: whenever the fuck you want it to be. (normal one piece)
author's note
a majority wanted it so here it is! please enjoy, its mostly for jokes, but i still think its fun.
Marco the Phoenix | Polo Marco
Immediately glares at the idea of mpreg.
"I don't have a cloaca in my phoenix form, if that's what you're looking so gleeful for. You're not living out your mpreg fantasy, yoi." (worth a shot)
Finds the idea of being an alpha and omega kind of fun in a fictional way but would rather die a virgin than let you impregnate him if he was an omega.
Would read it with you though, and point out medical inaccuracies so often you'd have to kiss him to shut him up
Surgeon of Death | Trafalgar D. Water Law
Disgust at the idea of mpreg but also insane fascination with the genre.
"Men can get pregnant...?? Is it like...?? A cloaca?? Or do they just have a uterus up their ass?"
"How does a knot work exactly. No, no, you started this, tell me how it works—"
Would be interested because he generally finds fictional anatomy fascinating. Don't read it near him though, he'll start rationalising the anatomy of everything and what chemicals are being sent into the brain instead of enjoying the "plot."
Izou
Is it bad if I say he's real interested.
He's not gonna be the biggest fan of it, per se, but he certainly wouldn't mind reading it, especially if he's the alpha.
Would be irritated if you say he'd be an omega, but a lot more accepting if you say he's still a top.
Would read it on his own time too.
Thatch
Get away from this man he's terrified.
"Please don't impregnate me, I have to cook for the crew, I can't throw up at the smell of eggs—"
Not really into the genre, but understands if you are. Finds the idea of a knot kind of terrifying.
Honestly thinks he would be an omega, not because he can't be an alpha, he's just. Look at him, he's an omega.
i love when ocs that are shipped with the whitebeard commanders aren't under the commander they're dating (like oc x izou but oc is under vista's division, oc x thatch but oc is under marco's division, etc.) because its so fucking funny to me when the divison commander gets irritated at the oc's partner for bothering the oc while they're working
william also falls into this category, she's under izou's division and dating marco. she's not actually allowed to use spells to kill people because of the latium and wg peace treaty (lore in pending) so she uses a sniper which is why she's under izou. she wanted a rocket launcher but marco said no, and so did the rest of the crew.
marco: william, you busy, yoi? let's get lunch.
william: ah, marco—
izou: yes. she is. leave us alone.
marco:
william:
izou:
william: ...ahem. commander izou has a point, sorry marco. go on without me
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modern au thatch who goes to an archery range with you and shoots arrows for the first time. he's absolutely terrible at it. like genuinely the worst you've ever seen thatch be at something.
its so bad his arrow hits your target instead of his own somehow. bonus, if you tell izou about it and let him tease thatch, you'll get free clingy and whiny thatch for days.
inspired by my own experience with archery with my friends today. my wife shot at my target. it was funny as hell ngl. i heckled her for it.