Madcap's Meme Bauhaus

god if there was an alligator outside my house right now that would be scary

i was like wizard high and nauseous with fear when i posted this and no one even tried to save me

@chaumas-deactivated20230115

pulled over to give a homeless guy some cash on the side of the road today and he pointed to my bigfoot air freshener and asked if i believed in ‘that guy’ and no, i don’t, i have the air freshener because my last car before this one (the pt cruiser) belonged to a woman named tracy who loved bigfoot and had a whole collection of bigfoot stuff including the air freshener and she died of cancer which is why her husband was selling me her car and i figured, hey, might as well keep the air freshener in her honor. and then when i had to junk the last car i couldnt bring myself to get rid of it. so now it’s just hanging off my rear view mirror again. which is probably a worse reason to have an air freshener than believing in bigfoot.

Passed my autopsy with flying colours. There was so much inside me

i just ordered a custom doormat from etsy that says "this place is not a place of honor" because i'm a grownup and there are no rules