Batfam as things my friends/teachers/random people I know have said:
Alfred: I'm not old, just built different
Stephanie: I'm gonna snort the goldfish dust
Tim, days after asking Bernard out: Yo, that pumpkin’s staring at me weird. He wants to Marvin Gaye and get it on and i’m just like dude, stop. I have a boyfriend now.
*Talking about some actor*
Stephanie: Well, is he hot?
Kate: Honestly, as a lesbian yeah
Duke: Wait, he's a lesbian?
Jason: I like watching paternity court because it reminds me of what I could've had
Dick: Is Bruce Wayne- IS BATMAN A RIZZMIESTER?
Cullen: Yo, why is there no blond kronk? I wish I was blonde Kronk
Barbara: If we can talk about Superman's pheromones, we can talk about little british boys
Harper: Can we talk about how Jesus would totally have a dad bod
Dick, trying to explain the family: I mean, we saw Bruce buy a child. Then we sold Tim to him as a child. Then Jason did some freaky drug shit, I don't know man...
Damian: See this stuff, it doesn't stick together. Just like my family
Bruce: Words hurt? Well so does my fist
Jason, about Bruce: The truth is that he doesn't love us
Bruce: Just because I embarrass you does not mean I don't love you.
Jason: If what you just said is your definition of "embarrassing me" I'd prefer it if you didn't love me
Cass, about every single family member: They're a brilliant idiot, we love them. But they scare me sometimes.
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