things happen for a reason.

Y'all 18, 19, 20 scared you won’t find love in time. Breathe, you’re still so young and have so much life to experience. Love will come along the way, it always does.

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

it’s like i always say: fuck

So my new English professor is my uncle only he has no idea because he hasn’t talked to my mom in about 20 years so do you think is should tell him

You know what nevermind he’s a dick I’m going to talk to my mom to get dirt on him so I can blackmail him if the need arises

You should write a story about a boy for an assignment and include loads of life details about him that your mum tells you so that it’s obviously him but change all the names then hand it in and be really confused if he questions you about it

Oh my god

Power move

Hajahajahauauaha

if you think i won’t go back and reblog the post from a blog i don’t follow just to get your unnecessary comment off a good post then you’ve got the wrong bitch

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

why repaint the mona lisa

It’s a cold and it’s a broken jalapeño