The Nerdiest Mango

I don’t usually comment on posts but FUN RANDOM DISNEY FACT : before Scar got his Scar (which was given to him by a wildebeest after an incident involving Mufasa) his name was Taka. He requested to be called Scar after this incident because he is a very over-dramatic lion as we already know! The source for this fact is from the Lion King novel series. 

Damn you learn something everyday.

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A LION KING NOVEL SERIES EXCUSE ME EXCUSE MEEEE

Another fun fact: I just looked it up and in Swahili, taka means garbage.

So their parents named them literally “King” and “Garbage” omfg that’s so awful xD

that’s so MEAN NO WONDER GARBAGE WANTED TO KILL HIS FAMILY

scar the dumpster baby

this is our son, garbage

Scar’s name is literally GARBAGE jesus christ I am literally sobbing

A masterpiece

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

THIS IS SO CALMING AND FUN

somewhere in an alternate timeline there’s a version of me who makes good decisions regularly. good for them. fuck them, though

the weirdest thing about the education system is that pretty much every teenager ever is so stressed out about schools that they pray for disasters or fake illness or try to kill themselves and yet nobody has ever thought to themselves “hey maybe our system is flawed” and instead all they ever think is “kids these days are so lazy and selfish” like what the fuck is up with that man

today my dad dropped a cantaloupe while unlocking the door and it rolled away and my entire family is now currently outside looking for it like how do you lose an entire melon