Hello hello!! Iâm making this as a small little intro post/blog guide because even though im pretty much a chronic reposter i do post the occasional original thing and i enjoy chatting with folks/meeting new people so iâm hoping some categorization may help me make some mutuals? Shrug
Before you follow:
If you are under 18, please do not discuss NSFW topics with me.
Iâm not stupid, I know regardless of if i ask minors to leave that some of you will stay anyway, if you do choose to follow or interact with my blog all i ask is that you do not discuss NSFW topics with me until your of age for the sake of my own comfort. That means no asks (anon or otherwise) about NSFW headcanons, no asking me about my own sexual experiences, no sharing your own sexual experiences, no discussing and brainstorming NSFW fiction in my replies or reblogs.
With that said! Intro under the cut â¨
You can call me Mustard
I go by he/him, iâm not cis and prefer to call myself a transexual though i dont think transgender or genderqueer are incorrect either. I am aroace, though i do enjoy talking and occasionally writing about romance and sex when it comes to fiction and fandom.
I enjoy writing the occasional fanfiction, listening to new music, writing and producing music, sewing, and historical counterculture and protest!
If you or a friendâs account is blocked:
Donât assume itâs because of beef or hatred, I block pretty freely over anything from hateful content to someoneâs account just appearing way too much on my dash despite me not being that attached to their content. Some folks I block because they write or draw stuff that I personally donât like seeing, that doesnât mean I hate them or think theyâre evil or suck. Fiction as a tool to explore complex emotions and concepts is important and I do not believe in censorship being a good tool, I also recognize that even if someone writes fiction abt a concept and doesnât believe in it IRL there is still often internal bias. Do not bring ship wars or hate campaigns to me and my blog, if Iâm uncomfortable with something I will take steps to remove myself from it but online hate campaigns donât do jack shit. Iâm an adult with a job outside of my tumblr shitposting, do not hold me to the standards of a politician when Iâm literally a broke ass guy with a life outside of the internet. Thanks!
My askbox is open! Please no harassment, if you disagree with something i say then just block me or approach me politely about it (i am much more inclined to listen if you are respectful)
Speaking of askboxes! Iâll happily take writing requests in my askbox, i have some personal limits of what I will and wont write for the sake of my own comfort (not because im necessarily against people writing it or exploring it through fiction)
Platonic Invisimech and Mechablazer (i just donât really ship either of them and i struggle to write them romantically or sexually, sorry gang)
Hard No â:
Scat/Vomit/Piss related NSFW (just not my thing personally)
Petplay (idk enough about it since Iâm not in the scene)
Underage
Incest/Pseudo-Incest
Detransition kink
OCs (i just donât trust my ability to characterize them consistently)
Raceplay
Really any story about experiencing a form of discrimination I canât relate to, Iâm always happy to write about diverse casts of characters but I am a white trans guy and am not qualified to tell a story about the complex personal experiences of stuff like internalized racism because Iâve never experienced race based discrimination.
I may reject any request I donât feel comfortable or qualified to write, it isnât always personal or even about a moral stigma on what is/isnât okay to write about. Iâm not a professional or career writer, just a guy who likes to occasionally scream about his favorite characters.
Tags:
#Mustard Music Recap 2026 - I like to recap my monthly (ish) new music! I love getting into new music and listening by album so every once in a while iâll recap a bunch of the albums ive listened to (and sometimes singles if an artist i like drops a new single) usually by month. Feel free to send me album recs through my asks, i like to try anything at least twice. The only thing iâll swear off is openly bigoted musicians so do not recommend me any kanye, morgan wallen, taylor swift, etc
#Chronicondiments - Where i rant about my disability experiences, cripplepunk related stuff, decorating my mobility aides, etc!
#Misc Mustard - anything i rant or bitch about that isnt super specific, stray thoughts, true shitposty shitposts, etc
#Employment Chronicles - rants about my work, the job market, silly stories or comments about my job
#Fanfic - any fic i post will be here, iâll prob make a masterlist eventually? Idk i dont write much because im just generally not much into writing fiction unless im specifically hyperfixating on something
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Rewatching phm cant wait to sob violently about the beauty of love as a transcendent concept that defies categorization and fuels everything we do as living beings in the universe regardless of species
Watching my entite generation recreate fundamentalist christian guilt and sin rhetoric all without the actual religious part is terrifying. You guys couldnt even keep the potlucks at the very least? Thatâs like, the one thing that toxic religious institutions have going for them man.
See im not a huge shipper in regards to phm canon characters (nothing against those who are ofc) but i will say its a shame that i havent seen anyone spell the carl x grace ship name as âAstrophathersâ because i do think that the ph instead of an F works better there solely for the vaguely dad-joke vibes it has imo
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I actually recommend everyone write for a rarepair once because it completely changes your relationship with fandom. Engagement stops being numbers and starts being names. You know who's going to show up. You recognize usernames. Someone disappears for a while and then comes back and you're like âOH MY GOD WELCOME HOME.â It's incredibly wholesome. It is also deeply inconvenient when all six of you simultaneously get writer's block-
Im trying so hard to get more hours but also if i get more hours ill get burnt out but also i need the money but also fuck capitalism but also i need to move before my stalker gets out but also im being a selfish idiot moving to where im moving ehen i could technically also just move somwhere in state or somewhere cheaper but also if im gonna move i want to move somewhere where im gonna be happy but also what if im not happy after i move why cant my brain shut up why is it always like this i just wanna do music i just wanna see my friends i just want to live in my little aromantic commune and do music with other musicians and be happy but nope i have to be a young adult in 2026 as the american empire finally eats itself
The reason tumblr is my favorite social media is because despite the vile and heinous shit that obviously does happen here, i enjoy the fact that thereâs no push to become âpopularâ or âtrendingâ or whatever. This is my little junk journal where i make poop jokes and cry about work and talk about gay sex i dont want to be popular man. To me people liking my posts is the same as making eye contact with a stranger at the gas station at 3am, no strings attached just âyeah man me tooâ at the armful of snacks and the pajamas yk?
Being aromantic sucks not because im broken or because i want romance to fix me but because its so fucking hard to find people who i can be strictly platonic with and still be deep and affectionate without knowing it will go away if they get in a relationship
I love my friends so much and i love them so deeply in my soul and i want to express that and i try but theres always the knowledge that its temporary or the fact that if i express that they get worried im coming onto them no matter how much i state and reiterate that i dont want that with them yk? I want to write my friends love letters and kiss their foreheads and hold them while sad but i dont want it to be romantic why doesnt that make sense to others why is my love lesser if its not romantic why cant true love also be platonic man
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Pros of having adult money: i can buy cool shit whenever i want
Cons of having adult money: i have adult bills and rent and food and gas to pay for and do not have any leftover to buy cute gay fanart prints off the internet
Got hit on by a dude 9 years older than me at the bar since i tend to look older than i am (probably the eyebags from healthcare work) and it was so fucking awkward that he left 5 minutes afterward despite going to the bar to do karaoke and karaoke having not started yet, gave me the most awkward smile and everything
white ppl will steal every aesthetic from black culture and then call it something so stupid like bo derek braids instead of box braids or hasbin hotel core instead of black southern dandism. yall will bend over backwards to call my culture barbaric/scary just to drool over the aesthetic the moment no actual black people are involved (21 pilots vs actual reggae). And if ur white/nonblack reading this just reblog. I dont need any comments talking about how not racist you are + speaking up over actual black people.
Ay if you Black and make art/music/write/whatever, reblog this post showing it and link your shop/sites/paylinks/etc. so people can buy your stuff or send you money.
If you non-black, reblog this when you see it and if you only see one or two additions on the stack, check comments to see if you can reblog a longer version. Pretty much all my shit is free to read/listen to, so send your money to other Black folks in the reblogs instead and help boost their art.
Writing:
Weaving the Stories, poetry compilation
Chasing Uncertainty, poetry compilation/Transfeminist Womanism theory
General longer-form theory can be found at my site, anons.ee
Audio:
A recorded version of Weaving the Stories can be found on Bandcamp, YouTube, and streaming platforms.
Yo wsg n happy Juneteenth my name is miles and I'm an afro-latino trans n disabled artist that draws when i got the spoons for it :) commissions are sometimes.
Paypal n Venmo are both @ cryptiiids if u wanna drop a tip or bookmark me if u like my stuff :)
Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:
Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."
It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.
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Penetration is a gender-neutral act. Topping is gender-neutral. Bottoming is gender-neutral. You are not more or less of a man or a woman depending on how you fuck. You are not âfake transâ for having sex a certain way. You are not any less masculine for bottoming or any less feminine for topping.
Additionally, acting like being penetrated is an act of submission is deeply rooted in misogynistic, cisheteronormative ideas of sexual intercourse, as in "penetration is something that is done to women for the sexual gratification of the man, nothing more, therefore it is inherently degrading and feminine".
A cishet man getting pegged by his cishet girlfriend is not gay, he's not less of a man or submissive by default. A cishet man getting pegged by his cishet girlfriend can be sexually dominant and simply likes to be fucked in his ass - these two can co-exist. Yet, in the eyes of cishet society, a man that likes to have his ass played with, must enjoy it because it's "degrading" , not because it simply feels good.
That's why I so heavily preach about the difference between sub/dom/switch and bottom/top/vers. Penetration can be used to increase the feeling and severity of a power dynamic, but it doesn't create one. These two things are entirely separate from eachother, unless connected willingly.
