#chronicondiments

You can call me Mustard

I go by he/him, i’m not cis and prefer to call myself a transexual though i dont think transgender or genderqueer are incorrect either. I am aroace, though i do enjoy talking and occasionally writing about romance and sex when it comes to fiction and fandom.

I enjoy writing the occasional fanfiction, listening to new music, writing and producing music, sewing, and historical counterculture and protest!

If you or a friend’s account is blocked:

Don’t assume it’s because of beef or hatred, I block pretty freely over anything from hateful content to someone’s account just appearing way too much on my dash despite me not being that attached to their content. Some folks I block because they write or draw stuff that I personally don’t like seeing, that doesn’t mean I hate them or think they’re evil or suck. Fiction as a tool to explore complex emotions and concepts is important and I do not believe in censorship being a good tool, I also recognize that even if someone writes fiction abt a concept and doesn’t believe in it IRL there is still often internal bias. Do not bring ship wars or hate campaigns to me and my blog, if I’m uncomfortable with something I will take steps to remove myself from it but online hate campaigns don’t do jack shit. I’m an adult with a job outside of my tumblr shitposting, do not hold me to the standards of a politician when I’m literally a broke ass guy with a life outside of the internet. Thanks!

My askbox is open! Please no harassment, if you disagree with something i say then just block me or approach me politely about it (i am much more inclined to listen if you are respectful)

Speaking of askboxes! I’ll happily take writing requests in my askbox, i have some personal limits of what I will and wont write for the sake of my own comfort (not because im necessarily against people writing it or exploring it through fiction)

A-Okay ✅:

NSFW Requests! Bondage, Dom/Sub, Painplay, Waxplay, Spit, Come/Ejaculate, Bloodplay

Flambert

Watermech

Waterprism

Waterbae

Mechablades

Poly Z-team

T4T (trans for trans)

T4C (trans for cis)

C4C (cis for cis)

Platonic Invisimech and Mechablazer (i just don’t really ship either of them and i struggle to write them romantically or sexually, sorry gang)

Hard No ❌:

Scat/Vomit/Piss related NSFW (just not my thing personally)

Petplay (idk enough about it since I’m not in the scene)

Underage

Incest/Pseudo-Incest

Detransition kink

OCs (i just don’t trust my ability to characterize them consistently)

Raceplay

Really any story about experiencing a form of discrimination I can’t relate to, I’m always happy to write about diverse casts of characters but I am a white trans guy and am not qualified to tell a story about the complex personal experiences of stuff like internalized racism because I’ve never experienced race based discrimination.

I may reject any request I don’t feel comfortable or qualified to write, it isn’t always personal or even about a moral stigma on what is/isn’t okay to write about. I’m not a professional or career writer, just a guy who likes to occasionally scream about his favorite characters.

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#Mustard Music Recap 2026 - I like to recap my monthly (ish) new music! I love getting into new music and listening by album so every once in a while i’ll recap a bunch of the albums ive listened to (and sometimes singles if an artist i like drops a new single) usually by month. Feel free to send me album recs through my asks, i like to try anything at least twice. The only thing i’ll swear off is openly bigoted musicians so do not recommend me any kanye, morgan wallen, taylor swift, etc

#Chronicondiments - Where i rant about my disability experiences, cripplepunk related stuff, decorating my mobility aides, etc!

#Misc Mustard - anything i rant or bitch about that isnt super specific, stray thoughts, true shitposty shitposts, etc

#Employment Chronicles - rants about my work, the job market, silly stories or comments about my job