[music. the witches sing and dance.]

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

“besides, I have a sister.” top contender for one liner that makes me so emotional

blood is very romantic yall are weirdos

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

stab scene intimacy coordinator

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

still so many first times to look forward to