ohh ur a jackass and cky fan ok
how are those red converse (your 4th pair at this point?)
where do you store those camouflage cargos
and that skateboard that you never really learned how to ride?
do u ever get tired of using wired headphones
or describing cky to people as “that band that you definitely know you just don’t know that you know but they have that one popular song that goes like bernadette nur”
ohh, the drummer is Bam’s brother! nice…
how many times have you told someone that “his real name isn’t even johnny knoxville”?
you don’t HAVE to wear sunglasses all year round yk
how much did your digital camera cost?
what’s your favourite piece of clothing or accessory with the heartagram on?
that joke you make when you go “hi, i’m (insert your name) and this is (something you’re about to do that could either be exciting or completely normal)!” is fricking hilarious do yk that
boy named sue is a good song! i didn’t know you were a johnny cash fan! oh? ur not?
you laugh really loudly has anyone ever told you that
what the hell is the internet archive? are you sponsored by them or something wtf?
why do you have dvds in the year 2026?
wdym he fell for the soup? why are you saying it like that
how big is your pinterest board of tattoo ideas
how many graphic t shirts do you own bro wth
and you could really do with a new pair of jeans man those ones look really rough
this whole wardrobe is concerning
you have a nickname which you respond to just as quickly as your real name?! huh, that’s shocking
why do you have so many posters i can’t even see your fucking walls
you don’t have to take pictures and videos of everything you do yk
what was that sport you played but eventually gave up on
wdym you recognise time periods as like “it was when i had (vivid colour) hair” or “before i chopped half my hair off” or “when i had (vivid colour) hair the second time”
the beanie looks good on u i swear! nobody knows that you’re not usually a hat person. they can’t tell.
are you still close with the older male who showed you jackass not knowing that you would become nauseatingly obsessed with it or
so you’ve had a crush on all of them? but not this one because he’s like your big brother? oh, ok then
if you had a buck for every time you have been inside or pushed someone inside a shopping cart, you’d be a millionaire probs, right?
nice to meet you man, which instrument are you mediocre at btw
