I is smol, I is angry, I is in need of coffee

my kink is when ppl actually care abt my feelings & what I have to say

too unrealistic, settle for bondage like the rest of us

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!

THANK YOU

some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

I talk to myself way too much like I’ll be pumping gas or in the grocery store, then I’ll be thinking about some dumb meme that was like “spare dick sir?” And say it out loud to myself and be like “that shit killed me” and i know seeing me from afar im giving crackhead energy probably

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

goblin it is

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

goblin it is

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism