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dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

#venus has a low render distance

i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

thanks. i obtained them through entirely legal means wholly unrelated to any country’s head of state

Oh NO.

me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*

my bi heart………

I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS

*dies*

Oh shit.

GAY KNIGHTS

Fellas I’m real gay

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

i love being in bed like yea everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed

#this gets funnier the more time goes on

That blond kid went zero fucking gravity

everyone needs to slowwww down and look at a fucking tree

-jrr tolkien

he is making a purchase