rex

seems like an unusual way to come out but i’m happy for him

So this was in the Boston globe, and if I hadn’t read it myself I would have thought it was an Onion article. The lady wants walls again because now when she is working in the kitchen, her husband is in full view sitting watching TV and doing nothing. When they had walls, she was basically less aware of how ignored she was while being a hard-working woman and housewife. They don’t need walls, they need a marriage counselor.

i’m really bored with my first name 

your name is now crab78

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

Albert went in 😂😂

Raassssssclllaaaaarrt 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

the fact that he was STILL typing !!! LMAO im crying…. read her!

ive got my ticket for the long way round

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

WHAT

he really snuck into her window at night and watched her sleep and we all were young and the 2008 recession was going on and we were just like “yeah okay sure”