im heartbroken . Me and shane should be at the gay bar together . With vodka crans

you CAN butchfemme hudcon

not only are they getting divorced and going through a trial separation and trying to keep it quiet, they have to go to work together every day. they're living in separate apartments but they have to show up to practice together. because this is their brand now, the married hockey gays. they've been so good at keeping up appearances. the team is fine, not great, but people are wondering if the generational talents have fallen off. naturally the jokes about too much time sucking dick instead of playing hockey, too busy playing with each other's sticks, you know. they're talking through their lawyers, they're going to the agreed upon marriage counselling, they're fucking in the back of the car in the parking lot after their appointment. they're not talking about anything but the sex is better than it's ever been. they're still going back to their own places afterwards.

no official casting on Ilya's therapist cause i know they're trying to make scheduling work with miss katya zamolodchikova, the only right choice for that role

Just had the sudden urge to kill myself in front of a young swedish pervert I’ve never met. What a strange little life I live.

Have been informed the young pervert is Swiss, and in fact a really nice guy. I’m going to burn down Ilya’s garage next time I’m in Ottawa.

HUDSON WILLIAMS CAST AS SHANE HOLLANDER FOR HEATED RIVALRY SEASON TWO

Troy getting really into land acknowledgments if he ever got a second book

in the centaurs locker room: great speech ilya!! i'd also like to add that we're playing for the stanley cup tonight on stolen land

Troy voice LAND BACK on 3 ✊

“i love how we as a fandom have just agreed that–” don’t include me in this. do NOT lump me in with that.

The haters and other dolts have try to cancel me yet they keep coming back like stupid little kittens with there mouth dry, from no milk! Well i will feed your loser ass,because i love you