Murloc is Love

it is funny to me that female npcs keep trying to be sexy at carl, who is 100% asexual even if both he and matt won’t admit it, yet not a single one has thought to take advantage of his mommy issues. you only need one older woman to give him a hug and tell him it’s not his fault and he would, at very least, hear them out. literally the milk approach, if milk wasn’t a perfect wonderful darling angel who deserves the world. eris, you fucked up you picked the wrong kind of milf if you’d come at carl with mom vibes you would have GOT him

dungeon crawler carl is fun because you go into it thinking it'll be an unserious, fun and gratuitously violent action book, and then you get to the very first boss, and then you think, now hold on. Hold on. And then all of a sudden you're seven books deep and insane and also holding on to the indomitable human spirit for dear life and also a crab has to jack off. like holy shit dude. i've got relentless hope and found family in one hand and the world's weirdest foot fetish in the other

We saw a Tali statue at c2e2 that had the fattest fuckin ass and we were all jokin about how thick it was but I ain’t gonna lie it’s been on my mind for the past 3 days straight

commander shepard im trying to sneak around but im dummy thick and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting all the geth

@fatalsmom

Reblog this with an out of context meme within your DnD group

Does she have hips?

ELVES??????

Off-key Titanic theme played on the recorder

Royal sex dungeon and the Kama sutra

Franklin 2

Good'ol Mayonnaise Hands

Add crazy diamond behind him.

Idk anything about Jo Jo’s bizarre adventure but I feel like this is true art

@theshieldswordandcrown

I LOVE IT thank you so much