Fitter, Happier, More Productive, Comfortable

My brother does maintenance work in nuclear plants fairly often and told me how cameras don’t do this justice, how in person that blue glow is not quite like any other blue he’s ever seen in his life

Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans

darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands

‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“ “NO”

let’s bring back romanticism i’m tired of trying to be rational, we’re all dumb and we all want love

I could cry 😍

Bruh this blew my other eyes clean open

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

As a 90′s kid, it blows my mind that origami youtube videos exist. You can look up any model and watch a pair of manicured hands assemble the thing in real time, in full color, in 3D, with cheerful flute music in the background. When I was little, you had a library book with no words and these esoteric little dotted lines and arrows and it was just you, your hands, your paper, and the cruel, uncaring eyes of God.

I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

maybe the real treasure was this gun i found along the way