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{Static} is absent.

You {the audience} are tasked with decoding this encrypted message. You are permitted to use any tools available to you, but you are encouraged to show your work. You have until JUN 13 to complete this task. When you are finished and believe you have decoded this cipher, submit your answers directly through the askbox.

REMEMBER: YOU CAN HELP YOUR FELLOW AUDIENCE MEMBERS {AND YOU ARE GREATLY ENCOURAGED TO DO SO}, BUT ANSWER-SHARING IS NOT ALLOWED!

Text transcript is below the cut because I'm not going to torture you guys that bad

* {This one is very familiar to me.} * {I'd prefer if it stayed a secret.}

{STATIC} wants you to {the audience} decode this encrypted message! You are permitted to use any tools available to you, but {STATIC} would be happy if you showed your work! You have until JUN 10 to complete this task! When you are finished and believe you have decoded this cipher, submit your answers directly through the askbox.

* {Today's answer is close to an important date for me....} * {ACTUALLY ! Pretend I didn't say that.}

{Since this one might be difficult, I will allow you guys to ask for ONE HINT if you need it.}

{STATIC} wants you to {the audience} decode this encrypted message! You are permitted to use any tools available to you, but {STATIC} would be happy if you showed your work! You have until JUN 5 to complete this task! When you are finished and believe you have decoded this cipher, submit your answers directly through the askbox.

REMEMBER:YOU CAN HELP YOUR FELLOW AUDIENCE MEMBERS, BUT ANSWER-SHARING IS NOT ALLOWED!

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