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Sorry if I was weird it's because I'm weird

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

*the sound of creaking plastic ball joints behind you*

who’s THERE?!?!

Oh. I've been distributing scrolls of Summon Greater Cake to the islands. Was it supposed to be hardtack only?

It’s community service, not community extravaganza. If I’m forced to do that, I’ll need to have burned down at least twice as many orphanages as I did for this crime.

Community service works very differently in the fun dimension

It sounds like you just end up working more over there. Cake scrolls? For the price of one of those scrolls I can make like 10 hardtack jars.

Oh. Hardtack is like, mad expensive over here. On account of the fact that nobody who's having fun makes that shit

Inter-dimensional economics are wild.

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

i talk about transitioning and all anyone ever says is "I hope you don't regret it" what if instead we said I hope you love it. I hope it's everything you ever wanted. I hope you live the rest of your life in utter bliss. etc etc.

I hope you transition and I hope it's the best thing you ever did and I hope you never look back and I hope you finally feel comfortable in your own skin