the most kawaii marshal EVER!!! @muratdesu - Tumblr Blog

- 𝜗ৎ Heya everynyan! 𝜗ৎ -

It is I, Joachim Murat! It has recently been brought to my attention that some of the others have a tumblr, and I decided I deserved one of my own! (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

(After all someone as gorgeous as I definitely deserves social media… even if the emperor doesn’t like it!)

I love being me! Mostly because of how perfect I am… nyan! ( ੭•͈ω•͈)੭

Davout sucks… (¬`‸´¬)

I love Poniatowski-Chan and Bessières-Chan! ( ˶˘ ³˘)♡

If I end a sentence with “nyan” don't mention it… it kind of just happens (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)

Bai everynyan! (˶>⩊<˶)

— Murat-chan 𝜗ৎ.ᐟ.ᐟ

#joachim murat #historical rp #rp blog #napoleonic era #napoleonic tumblr #muratchanspeaks #(ooc: that’s the first personal tag for this blog…)

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teenpoleon

Sire.. Ckugh... Guard to -hrgoorgh- Murat's basement prison here again.. I- he tore my throat apart sire.. The doors are shaking.. I have mere seconds to live sire... The only way to stop him i- chekrhhhgh

OH MY GOD😭😭😭😭😭😭 @muratdesu STOP ESCAPING. STOP OMFG. ummm uhh OHHHHHHHHHHH BOYS [they all start snapping]

muratdesu

mwhehehe…

#devious nyan…#ooc: didn’t feel like adding kaomojis today 😭#historical rp #rp blog #napoleonic era #napoleonic tumblr #muratchanreblogs

jeannielannes

WHAT IS. A NYAN I KEP SEIENG IT

@muratdesu

muratdesu

Of course YOU don’t get it! Just like you don’t get any bitches…

Anyways it’s like another way of saying meow… but like more kawaii! Like me. I’m kawaii, and that’s why I use it! ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )

#informative nyan #ooc: love interacting with my mutuals with rp blogs lol #ooc: lowkey giggling #historical rp #rp blog #napoleonic era #napoleonic tumblr #muratchanreblogs

Hey Murat, there's been rumours going around that your hair is actually just a cheap WIG and that you have been STEALING Poniatowski's belongings!

What do you have to say about these allegations 🎤❓️

Well FIRST off I would NEVER wear a wig! This is my 100% obviously natural hair… who would dare suggest it’s not?! ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭

And if it was a wig it DEFINITELY wouldn’t be cheap! It’d be expensive. (¬`‸´¬)

Second of all I might or might not steal some of Poniatowski’s things, but that’s none of your business! Plus he never says anything, so he probably doesn’t care!

Sometimes I’ll take some of his clothes… not because I want to or anything! Sometimes I just run out of things to wear…

#ooc: bro NEVER runs out of things to wear btw #ooc: just more of my poniatowski x murat delusions #historical rp #rp blog #napoleonic era #napoleonic tumblr #muratchananswers

Meooowwwwwww

mmmMMMEEEEEEOWWWWWW!! ≽(• ̀⩊ •́マ≼

#ooc: i would love to just let out a huge meow one day #ooc: but that’d be kinda cringe so #ooc: 😔😔😔#historical rp #rp blog #napoleonic era #napoleonic tumblr #muratchananswers

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freddywilly3

I really want to exile @teenpoleon so fucking bad and choose Murat to be the next emperor and we also exile Davout but apart from Napoleon and for some reasons I wanna kiss some of your marshals

And idk why am I even here for I'm watching the marshals fight with Napoleon idk and this so fun I hate living in this era💖💖💖

teenpoleon

kiss my ass and kiss @muratdesu 's ass while youre at it🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 arthur doesnt love you you should go die you willy nilly prussian bastard🙄🙄🙄🙄💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥Now be a good boy and SHUT UP

freddywilly3

STOP I LOVE ARTHUR OH MY GOD SAY THAT AGAIN AND IM GOING TO GLAZE HIM AFNDJDJDDJSDKKSKDJDJDD Oh Wellington 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

And Napoleon you little bastard listen if you call me a good boy again I might kiss your ass and kiss Murat but not his ass just his lips or cheek Infront of you ok?

teenpoleon

ok whatever be gay with @muratdesu all you want i literally DONT CARE. Kiss him. kiss my ass too but careful you might get stuck there🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 i hate you omfg

and no he doesnt love you hes too busy. what do british people do??? ah yes eat fish and chips and. Crumpets or whatever. yea hes too busy licking the beatles 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄he dont love you

muratdesu

Both of yall are crazy (╥﹏╥)

Shut the fuck up BOTH of you…

#i am not letting HIM kiss MY ass!#not here at least…#ok I’ll shut up (ᵕ—ᴗ—)#ooc: I think you guys know I’m a multishipper by now #historical rp #rp blog #napoleonic era #napoleonic tumblr #muratchanreblogs

teenpoleon

guess who thinks you're super hotttt

-Sasha or josie. You decide ☺️

I CHOOSEEEE BOTH!!!!!!🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 mfmmgmkgmgmn.....

muratdesu

Greedy ass emperor… (¬`‸´¬)

teenpoleon

GOD FORBID A MAN BE ACTUALLY LOVED BY PEOPLE🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

muratdesu

People love me too and you STILL don’t see me with FOUR wives!! …Only two ⁭(¬ᴗ¬)

#smug nyan…#ooc: i will not elaborate who the second is but you could take a good educated guess…#historical rp #rp blog #napoleonic era #napoleonic tumblr #muratchanreblogs

teenpoleon

guess who thinks you're super hotttt

-Sasha or josie. You decide ☺️

I CHOOSEEEE BOTH!!!!!!🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 mfmmgmkgmgmn.....

muratdesu

Greedy ass emperor… (¬`‸´¬)

#ooc: not napoleon and like his four wives…#ooc: which would be josephine #ooc: then alex and junot AND lannes #ooc: this man really can’t choose one can he 😭#historical rp #rp blog #napoleonic era #napoleonic tumblr #muratchanreblogs

teenpoleon

You know you should pay me more hoe (¬_ ´¬ )

Being a marshal isn’t easy, ya know!! ᕙ( ᗒᗣᗕ )ᕗ

— @muratdesu

DID YOU JSUT CALL ME A HOE????? WHILE YOURE OUT THERE LOOKIN ALL CUNTY AND SHIT????😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 IM GONNA FIRE YOU!!!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!!

muratdesu

Yes I DID call you a hoe!! Go ahead and fire me! I wonder how long it’ll take for you to finally notice that I am one of your best marshals! ⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾

AND ARE YOU TRYING TO CALL ME A HOE CAUSE I WANNA DRESS NICE?! IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO SAY?! ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉ

#ooc: omg this answer was FIFTY MINUTES AGO??#ooc: I gotta stop pulling all-nighters only to end up sleeping in the middle of the day 😭😭😭#historical rp #rp blog #napoleonic era #napoleonic tumblr #muratchanreblogs

poniatowski… (º﹃º )❤︎⁠

#ooc: can you tell i ship murat x poniatowski 😭#ooc: no cause i genuinely NEEDED to use this gif it was too perfect to ignore #historical rp #rp blog #napoleonic era #napoleonic tumblr #muratchanspeaks

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ohhhhh myyy goooooooooddd…. uuuuuurggghhhhh i feel like absolute shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…. (* ´ ﹃｀*) ..

never acept weed from marmont (ㅠ﹏ㅠ) that shi was probably lacd

im going back to my old dealr édouarddddd (◞‸◟；)

#ughhhh #never going to party with that guy againnnn #fuck you marmont!!!#what did yu give me anywys…#ooc: this is based off of that one doodle of murat I made with him smoking a magical blunt #ooc: or something like that lol #ooc: don’t ask why marmont and édouard are both dealers OK.#historical rp #rp blog #napoleonic era #napoleonic tumblr #muratchanspeaks

muratdesu

Hehehe hii Murat :) <3

-@bessieresthecoolest

HIHI BESSI!!! ＼(≧▽≦)／

at a party righ now and they gave me some stuf and so if I spell some things wrong that’s probably y (,,¬﹏¬,,)

love u tho!!

— muratchan

bessieresthecoolest

Oh, well, gulp. Hope you’re having fun..? Do you feel quite alright..? love you too!! :)

muratdesu

Yup! Having lots of fun… and no you dotn need to come get me im fineeeee (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)

im just a bit… uhhhh uhmmmmmmm

uhhmmmmmmmmm… a bit high? (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

#im smoking repsonibly tho #so ill be finee!! ꉂ(˶˃𐃷˂˶)#historical rp #rp blog #napoleonic era #napoleonic tumblr #muratchanreblogs

To our glorious king of Naples, please share some tips on how to rizz up the huzz 🙏🙏🙏🙏 your wife lowkey a baddie by the way 🙏🙏🙏

Some tips, huh?? Well…

Obviously you need style and sass! How else are you going to impress whoever you’re trying court? ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀) But don’t forget: Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent! (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

Unless you’re Napoleon or Davout… then none of those things are saving you. At that point your best option is to give up while you still have time. (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

(P.S: I know my wife is a baddie, but I’ll be thanking you for that compliment for her… so thanks ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و )

#ooc: i think this is the first ask ive had a bit of trouble with 😭#ooc: if you didn’t know… i am not good with the huzz…#historical rp #rp blog #napoleonic era #napoleonic tumblr #muratchananswers

Hehehe hii Murat :) <3

-@bessieresthecoolest

HIHI BESSI!!! ＼(≧▽≦)／

at a party righ now and they gave me some stuf and so if I spell some things wrong that’s probably y (,,¬﹏¬,,)

love u tho!!

— muratchan

#ooc: personally I think murat would be the type of person to go to LOTS of parties #ooc: and probably do some recreational stuff…#ooc: idk why I think this but uhm #historical rp #rp blog #napoleonic era #napoleonic tumblr #muratchananswers

bessieresthecoolest

Lannes is just the worst 😪 he makes me so mad, like, please comb your hair and come to court with the proper attire and etiquette! The lacking in manners is not cute at all Jean, i don’t know what @teenpoleon sees in him as a friend at all 😒

teenpoleon

dont talk shit about him like that bro😡😡😡 i like yuo but🙄🙄🙄cmon just work together do it for france omfggg🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

bessieresthecoolest

He’s just SO annoying Napoleon!! Please, send him back to Portugal he does not need to be in France any longer!!! He’s just! Ugh!! 😒😒 he’s not even good as a marshal, i don’t know why the heck you put him before me on the marshal’s list.

no but really, why’d you put me last 😔😢

I’m waaayyyy better than him in so many ways so 🙄🙄 you could’ve put me up there with.. with Murat or someone!!

teenpoleon

well i like him around!!! and where i rank you shouldn't concern you🙄🙄🙄 just do your work WELL and youll be FINE

and no hes better SORRRYYYY🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 go play with @muratdesu or something if you want to be with him so bad!!!!! omfg!!!!!

muratdesu

Did somenyan say my name… ( ˶°ㅁ°) ??

Not that it matters cause I probably would’ve appeared anyways…

But you should totally play with me! I even made brownies… special ones (⸝⸝>𐃷 •⸝⸝)

(The emperor doesn’t get any cause he sucks (¬`‸´¬))

#ooc: I just realized how this blog is literally just so I can live out my past dream of being an anime girl #ooc: but instead im a super duper kawaii desu version of murat…#sigh #historical rp #rp blog #napoleonic era #napoleonic tumblr #muratchanreblogs

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muratdesu

I wanna beat Davout with a stick… ( ` ᴖ ´ )

That guy really sucks…