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Uh..Guten tag..oder hallo guys

Errr so this is just an RP blog after the poll won yes and ik this is an early blog because the poll isn't even finished but lowk the yes won sorry for the people who choose no🤧🤧

I'll be talking about how life it is in Napoleonic wars it sucks so much like this bitchy France won't leave me alone and Russia is ok but is it that necessary I'm seeing European yaoi🫩

This is an sideblog created by this bitch asshole @sushisushilover idk why she's so weird ugh get that creature away from me, no she thinks I'm like one of these thing called "malewife" I AM NOT!!!

Hope I'm not targetted, cooked, roasted, boiled and bullied by Napoleon 🥹🥹🥹

And also about my life like it's so messed up but this life is probably like an average politician and a normal human life omggg but I'm supposed to be shy uh sorry im not an tsundere ok!! It's not like I'm THAT shy ok? Uhh.. sorry🥺🫪

Yeah bye guys can't even make an introducing post but I like my wife Louise she's the only thing to me, fuck off Napoleon you don't even matter 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

#PLS DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY EVERYTHING HERE IS A SATIRE JOKE #ooc: this is so weird and cringe of me what am I doing with my life💔#Freddywilly3speaks #napoleonic wars #napoleonic era #what is wrong with me #rp blog #am I nonchalant #friedrich wilhelm iii #frederick william iii #ooc: guys I'm literally sushisushilover so I roasted myself😭#this name idea belongs to ilovefaintingvictorianmen #is your user ok..fainting men? WELL SAME #historical rp #history rp #blog rp

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sushisushilover

That one portrait of Napoepeoeoeoleon

time: 6:40:31

First attempt/time drawing young (general) Napoleon

freddywilly3

OHHH SO I SEE SUSHI YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE MAKE A BEAUTIFUL DRAWING OF THAT LITTLE BASTARD NAPOLEON BUT WHEN IT GETS TO ME YOU TREAT ME LIKE A WOMAN, I DON'T WANNA WEAR A MAID DRESS!!!!! Maybe for someone I would...heh..

THAT BITCH SUSHI BETTER LEARN HER LESSONS AND MAKE A REAL ART OF ME!!😡😡😡

Oh my God I avoid and hate sushisushilover or whatever her name is bitchybitchlover or sushisushibitch

#never did self reblog with an different account huhjhj #freddywilly3speaks #SUSHI YOU BETTER LEARN YOUR LESSONS #ooc: help what am I doing-#ooc: FREDERICK STFU ATLEAST I DREW YOU A LOT OF TIMESSS!!!#NO YOU DRAW ME LIKE IM USELESS!!!#ooc:. Atleast you get to spend time with Arthur Wellesley in drawings!#Sigh... wish he could marry me #ooc: uhh...in fictional! NOT REAL HAHAHAHAHAH #OMGGGG

freddywilly3

hello fred im transferring my period cramps to you. stand still.

NO PLS, I DON'T WANT PERIOD CRAMPS, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME💔💔💔💔💔Wait I'm going to run away brah I ain't standing still😂😂😂

teenpoleon

i. will give you mine. too.

freddywilly3

You know what, you are already suffering from rabies so you can transfer your period to mine, it's not gonna be that bad right?

teenpoleon

mfmdksldlgmf. mfgorf mfd am. fmensl Mfkdkaf fmf AHMFMFLDKAN I DONT HAVE RABIES. I DONT HAVE FUCKING RABIEJWLWLDLFJKFLDS

ladyliszt

i transfer my mom's period cramps to fred because she's suffering and she can't be suffering

freddywilly3

Ok...LET ALL THE WOMEN'S IN THE WORLD WHO ARE SUFFERING FROM CRAMPS TRANSFER IT TO ME..EVEN THE MEN'S SUFFERING FROM PERIOD CRAMPS!

#yes even the men's #ooc: YK MEN'S DON'T HAVE... PERIODS???#I DONT CARE #.#frederick william iii #friedrich wilhelm iii #freddywilly3speaks #blog

freddywilly3

heres your bracelet 🐟 now get closer to me so i can tie it on your hand ^_^

Uhh...why..is there..a fish?..😨..Uhh..sure I can err....you can tie my hands for it...Uhhhh..you sure this isn't a curse bracelet that would make me get eaten for dinner because I'm a fish now?

emperornero

nono its a normal bracelet the fish is there because its cute. now give me your hand :3 [bites you bites you bites you bitesyou b

freddywilly3

NO NO NO BITING STOPPPP IM NOT A FOOD IM A HUMAN💔💔😿😿😿 Just find a fish from the sea like..fishing!!! Or buy it from a seafood store or..what about invite people to an seafood buffet😿😿😿😿😿

#ooc: also I eated fish today-#I'M NOT A FOOD #IM NOTT A FOOD #IM NOT A FOOD

heres your bracelet 🐟 now get closer to me so i can tie it on your hand ^_^

Uhh...why..is there..a fish?..😨..Uhh..sure I can err....you can tie my hands for it...Uhhhh..you sure this isn't a curse bracelet that would make me get eaten for dinner because I'm a fish now?

#ooc: jokes aside I really love that bracelet 😭😭 Might draw FWIII wearing this but idk because I'm lazy #ooc: actually funnier in my mind a crossover between Nero (yes the emperor) meeting FWIII #ooc: I wonder how they would interact I just had that mind while drawing #frederick william iii #friedrich wilhelm iii #freddywilly3speaks #blog #napoleonic shitpost #napoleonic tumblr #napoleonic era

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freddywilly3

hello fred im transferring my period cramps to you. stand still.

NO PLS, I DON'T WANT PERIOD CRAMPS, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME💔💔💔💔💔Wait I'm going to run away brah I ain't standing still😂😂😂

teenpoleon

i. will give you mine. too.

freddywilly3

You know what, you are already suffering from rabies so you can transfer your period to mine, it's not gonna be that bad right?

teenpoleon

mfmdksldlgmf. mfgorf mfd am. fmensl Mfkdkaf fmf AHMFMFLDKAN I DONT HAVE RABIES. I DONT HAVE FUCKING RABIEJWLWLDLFJKFLDS

freddywilly3

SOMEONE BRING A DOCTOR PLS-

Wait maybe you need medicine maybe ibuprofen or your crushes they genuinely fix you, or should I uhh....maybe someone bring a doctor? BECAUSE WHAT ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM💔

teenpoleon

mfmdlsllgmfmdlag mdmdofjfnfmsla. Mhdjdkd mGDHKFLDNFLFMNAWQLAJAHAJFFKLDLANSKDIIEOAKQKWHSIKRJN

freddywilly3

OK YOUR TAGS ARE HAVING BEEF, LET ME BE THE DOCTOR, I can crack fix anyone! Trust me uhh... yeah yayyy :D

teenpoleon

[dr jonas gets freed from the restraints of only being able to talk in tags]

What the fuck, no.

mamdkdfnjfkrlfmfklflflfldlsl

Shut up, Napoleon. I'll treat you, don't worry. I do believe you suffer from something called...

I DONT SUFFER FROM ANYTHING

Well then. Fucking hell. Should've called Adam when I had the chance.

[jonas gets shrorpped back into the tags]

mfkdkfksldjfldlsmtjgktfnnfjfkdkjffjkfkfldlr

freddywilly3

WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA!

Let's kill Napoleon so that fucking annoying sound he makes will stop he disturbs my peaceful sleep💖💖💖💖💖💖 And the doctor don't have to do anything, so we're free :D

teenpoleon

Mmfkflsla. MFLFLFFSPAPANFMFMFOKFLWPQPQPKE F FMFKFLFMF F JONAS PLEASE HELP JONA JFKFLAMF

[jonas materializes again]

[he disappears]

mfkpdkdmfnflgkfm.... need junot..... dmlalfnfkslsjf f junot nfkmflflf fh🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

freddywilly3

OHHH YOU NEED JUNOT

HELLO JUNOT SOMEONE JUNOT THIS BITCH NEEDS HIS JUNOTYTTTTTTTTTTTT

#And I need Arthur Wellesley...#ooc: YOU WHAT?#I want ARTHUR WELLESLEY!#ooc: too bad you won't 😂😂😂#ahw man:(#CONTINUE WATCHING FORMULA 1 🥹🥹#ooc: already knew nap needed Junot since his first encounter of rabies..but I refused to blog about that btw😭

freddywilly3

hello fred im transferring my period cramps to you. stand still.

NO PLS, I DON'T WANT PERIOD CRAMPS, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME💔💔💔💔💔Wait I'm going to run away brah I ain't standing still😂😂😂

teenpoleon

i. will give you mine. too.

freddywilly3

You know what, you are already suffering from rabies so you can transfer your period to mine, it's not gonna be that bad right?

teenpoleon

mfmdksldlgmf. mfgorf mfd am. fmensl Mfkdkaf fmf AHMFMFLDKAN I DONT HAVE RABIES. I DONT HAVE FUCKING RABIEJWLWLDLFJKFLDS

freddywilly3

SOMEONE BRING A DOCTOR PLS-

Wait maybe you need medicine maybe ibuprofen or your crushes they genuinely fix you, or should I uhh....maybe someone bring a doctor? BECAUSE WHAT ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM💔

teenpoleon

mfmdlsllgmfmdlag mdmdofjfnfmsla. Mhdjdkd mGDHKFLDNFLFMNAWQLAJAHAJFFKLDLANSKDIIEOAKQKWHSIKRJN

freddywilly3

OK YOUR TAGS ARE HAVING BEEF, LET ME BE THE DOCTOR, I can crack fix anyone! Trust me uhh... yeah yayyy :D

teenpoleon

[dr jonas gets freed from the restraints of only being able to talk in tags]

What the fuck, no.

mamdkdfnjfkrlfmfklflflfldlsl

Shut up, Napoleon. I'll treat you, don't worry. I do believe you suffer from something called...

I DONT SUFFER FROM ANYTHING

Well then. Fucking hell. Should've called Adam when I had the chance.

[jonas gets shrorpped back into the tags]

mfkdkfksldjfldlsmtjgktfnnfjfkdkjffjkfkfldlr

freddywilly3

WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA!

Let's kill Napoleon so that fucking annoying sound he makes will stop he disturbs my peaceful sleep💖💖💖💖💖💖 And the doctor don't have to do anything, so we're free :D

#ooc: no no Frederick that's a bad idea...#BUT THEN HE WOULD STOP BEING ANNOYING!#ooc: Fred..HE IS A HUMAN LET HIM LIVE #No he is a strange creature I never studied or saw #ooc:... Frederick #what?#ooc: your fired #WAIT NO #I'll get better at this TRUSTT ME IM VERY AMAZING #ooc: the real Frederick is shy and ain't no way like that #well you made me like this!#ooc: ok oké fine...

freddywilly3

hello fred im transferring my period cramps to you. stand still.

NO PLS, I DON'T WANT PERIOD CRAMPS, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME💔💔💔💔💔Wait I'm going to run away brah I ain't standing still😂😂😂

teenpoleon

i. will give you mine. too.

freddywilly3

You know what, you are already suffering from rabies so you can transfer your period to mine, it's not gonna be that bad right?

teenpoleon

mfmdksldlgmf. mfgorf mfd am. fmensl Mfkdkaf fmf AHMFMFLDKAN I DONT HAVE RABIES. I DONT HAVE FUCKING RABIEJWLWLDLFJKFLDS

freddywilly3

SOMEONE BRING A DOCTOR PLS-

Wait maybe you need medicine maybe ibuprofen or your crushes they genuinely fix you, or should I uhh....maybe someone bring a doctor? BECAUSE WHAT ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM💔

teenpoleon

mfmdlsllgmfmdlag mdmdofjfnfmsla. Mhdjdkd mGDHKFLDNFLFMNAWQLAJAHAJFFKLDLANSKDIIEOAKQKWHSIKRJN

freddywilly3

OK YOUR TAGS ARE HAVING BEEF, LET ME BE THE DOCTOR, I can crack fix anyone! Trust me uhh... yeah yayyy :D

#ooc: Frederick..your an tsundere you forget that?#huh? No It's not like I will fix anyone even if they hate me!!! >:(#hmph..#ooc: your acting like one..#STOP!!! This is just me #ooc: TSUNDERE #ooc: your senpai is an duke? You love him? He protects you because he also knows your an tsundere?#stfu bitch.#ooc: damn you hate me so much #ooc:...wait Frederick '..did you just say you can crack anyone..?#No I said I can fix anyone!#ooc:...there says crack..but scrapped #There's no crack there!heheh...heh...#ooc: I will give you my period cramps from days ago then #OMG STOP

freddywilly3

hello fred im transferring my period cramps to you. stand still.

NO PLS, I DON'T WANT PERIOD CRAMPS, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME💔💔💔💔💔Wait I'm going to run away brah I ain't standing still😂😂😂

teenpoleon

i. will give you mine. too.

freddywilly3

You know what, you are already suffering from rabies so you can transfer your period to mine, it's not gonna be that bad right?

teenpoleon

mfmdksldlgmf. mfgorf mfd am. fmensl Mfkdkaf fmf AHMFMFLDKAN I DONT HAVE RABIES. I DONT HAVE FUCKING RABIEJWLWLDLFJKFLDS

freddywilly3

SOMEONE BRING A DOCTOR PLS-

Wait maybe you need medicine maybe ibuprofen or your crushes they genuinely fix you, or should I uhh....maybe someone bring a doctor? BECAUSE WHAT ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM💔

#ooc: honestly I don't mind if someone copies this let me talk with Frederick #ooc: hey Fred #what?#do you have a crush on Arthur Wellesley #bitch why would you ask this look at Napoleon he's suffering from rabies #ooc: he told he doesn't have them #HE IS LITERALLY SPEAKING LIKE AN GIBBERISH ANIMAL #ooc: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! And will you answer to my question?#hmph! Fine if you don't believe me..but I don't have a crush on him!!! Ok #ooc: keep lying buddy #I'm going to avoid Russia hate Russia invade Russia if you are asking me annoying questions #ooc:...sigh fine

sorry im constantly trying to hurt you or turn you into dinner. if i make a friendship bracelet for you will you forgive me

Y-you are finally not scaring me this time🥹..? Thank you..And yes I will forgive you if you make an friendship bracelet 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

#ooc: imagine it was an sushi bracelet or an bracelet that says “we are going to eat you for dinner”#oh CMON it won't be like that right?#ooc: it will #OMGNDDJ DA ISJSJAA #frederick william iii #friedrich wilhelm iii #freddywilly3speaks #What am I doing with the tags brah💔#blog #ask blog #answered

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freddywilly3

hello fred im transferring my period cramps to you. stand still.

NO PLS, I DON'T WANT PERIOD CRAMPS, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME💔💔💔💔💔Wait I'm going to run away brah I ain't standing still😂😂😂

teenpoleon

i. will give you mine. too.

freddywilly3

You know what, you are already suffering from rabies so you can transfer your period to mine, it's not gonna be that bad right?

#ooc: wow Frederick your fucking stupid I love you #fym stupid your an asshole sushi #ooc: oh...ok :(#WHAT WAS I DOING WITH THE TAGS

hello fred im transferring my period cramps to you. stand still.

NO PLS, I DON'T WANT PERIOD CRAMPS, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME💔💔💔💔💔Wait I'm going to run away brah I ain't standing still😂😂😂

#ooc: this ask DAYS LATER AFTER MY PERIOD ENDED? Tch..#frederick william iii #friedrich wilhelm iii #freddywilly3speaks #blog #napoleonic shitpost #napoleonic tumblr #answered #ask blog #ooc: I might be evil but Im gonna draw FWIII having period cramps look uh ..I've drawn him in worse things

Hi Freddy ^^ and good morning, if it's morning, tbh what's your opinion on you family and your great grand children Kaiser Wilhelm ii?

(Hope I'm not being too weird)

My family IS SHIT!!!!!

But oh yeah that fucking old fritz aka my grand uncle WHO IS FUCKING TOO "HOMOSEXUAL" it's his month I guess but tch it's not like old fritz will find out I breathe and exist

Maybe I glaze old fritz so much...hmm no wonder why people don't invite me to girls sleepovers..

oh and that bitch kaiser Wilhelm ii, THE LAST GERMAN EMPEROR, oh boy if I was in his place I wouldn't even be the last.. actually he would uhm..uh pretend I don't know who he is, who tf is he an old man who forgets to crack his back???

But mostly.. My father fricking neglected me oh that bitch I swear he wants to ruin my career..🙄🙄🙄

IT'S ALWAYS ME WHY ME BRAH, WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS PICKING ON ME💔💔💔

#ooc: girls sleepover I meant Frederick being the gay one here but none of the girls know he's bisexual #ooc: ok that was a joke- Frederick isn't confirmed bisexual but he feels like one #ooc: remember European Belgium timezone so it's now 6am for me #frederick william iii #friedrich wilhelm iii #freddywilly3speaks #answered #ask blog

what is your favourite painting/illustration of you?

Obviously every painting of me! Even my pfp, but I don't want to mention my younger self...tf I looked like a awkward teen who probably can't even admit their confess to an crush..😭😭

But do you wanna know who makes the worst illustrations or paintings of me?

this little BITCH @sushisushilover DREW ME IN A MAID COSTUME, SHE DRAWS ME LIKE A WOMAN LIKE BITCH OMG THAT..OH MY GODDDDDDDDD, SHE DRAWS ME CREEPY AS FUCK MAN, I hate her and if she draws me one more time I'm going to invade Belgium where she lives

----- Don't have to read this but if you want to it's just what little news <3

ooc: this is too- This is too wild actually 😭... also just wanted to tell in one of my sushisushilover post I said I got a haircut (in tags) but I actually look like my persona now because of the hair- (what I meant is how I draw myself, you basically saw some drawings little doodles of me and yes I got the identical hair, I just need big round black glasses), I don't really like my hair now, maybe a little bit...Ill get used to it, bye bye my Murat/Davout hair mix and sometimes It changes to bessières hairstyle🥹🥹 Also looks like a bit of Joan of arc hairstyle

#ooc: I'm actually sushi and when I typed this #I laughed so hard like why is MY rp blog literally cursing MYSELF the one who created this rp blog #frederick william iii #friedrich wilhelm iii #freddywilly3speaks #blog #napoleonic era #napoleonic tumblr #answered #ask blog

What💔......Yeah I can't blame the wind anymore.. WHY DID YOU SEND ME THIS

#frederick william iii #friedrich wilhelm iii #freddywilly3speaks #answered #ask blog #napoleonic tumblr #blog #historical roleplay #history rp #I'm lazy for tags #ooc: when will someone say to me I'm the female version of Frederick William III in my sushi ask #this would be funny I keep thinking of it

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Um... Bonjour, Your Highness. I'm Emilia and my goal is to meet all dead people on this Afterlife. Nice to meet you!

@the-little-miss-poet

Heyyy nice to meet you too Emilia! Keep strong with your goals :)

#ooc: I'm so SDJSJSJSJZDJS #freddywilly3speaks #frederick william iii #friedrich wilhelm iii #ask blog #answered #blog

hey fred could you explain this image ?

Uhm..so....,..ME, LITTLE BASTARD AND UGLY POMPADOUR HAIR ARE A HAPPY FAMILY? WHAT

Yeah uhh... were surely not in a N-drama (Napoleonic-Drama) yeah yeah...

Ok but what da fack is this, who made it, I can't even explain it, this shit is NOT a happy family..ask someone wiser than me😭😭😭

#little bastard is Napoleon and ugly pompadour hair is Alexander I hehe #freddywilly3speaks #frederick william iii #friedrich wilhelm iii #napoleonic era #napoleonic shitpost #blog #answered #napoleonic tumblr #ask blog

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