I'm Here For Your Entertainment

I wonder how many times a kink has gotten out of hand and made someone no longer have that kink...

Me and my lady at our first adult wedding

Alright fellow social networkers, how the actual fuck do you do this? Im awful at constantly updating my life apparently

Nothing like bartending first thing in the morning.

Nothing like coming out of work to do a 57 point turn to get out of A parking spot...

Best thing about bartending is you get you talk to adults like their children, and they have no fucking clue.

So I totally forgot I had a Tumblr and I'm about to start an experiment! Get ready nerds.

So my girlfriend and I were trying to get into a new show, and we decided to pick arrow cause we are super nerds. Once she gets all cuddled up and cozy on me, my boyfriend mind wants to get all adorable, so I get up to get her some food. Boyfriend brain and derp brain said "get the mangos, that's adorable food" I go over, cover her eyes, and start to put the mangos in her mouth Smart brain kicked in and I asked "wait... what are you allergic to?" "Mangos... why?" AAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I FLIP OUT AND GRAB MOUTH WASH AND ASPIRIN AND A RAG! As she laughs I freak out and try to get any trace out of her mouth! Ugh best boyfriend award soooooo goes to me.