I rescued your hat

listen if no one else writes this im gonna have to do it and the problem with me having to do it is that im gonna have to do it. 

I do often think, "You know what's missing from my life? 200,000 nerds yelling at me every day."

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it it

✨ it’s march ✨

the worst thing about writing or any kind of craft is having an idea you're really excited to make a reality but then you sit down and realize how much work it's going to take to get to that point and suddenly you feel like those two little gay guys in the mountain in the lord of the rings

do you remember how good it was in our head mr frodo

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

What a beautiful octopus.

Common misconception! This is actually a fuck!

@misidentifying-animals-in-posts May you tell us what this creature is?

Eastern fence lizard (Sceloporus undulatus). Unless the gif is in reverse, in which case it’s a Western fence lizard (Sceloporous occidentalis).

happy pride month

a new updated and significantly worse version of The Game (sorry) directed at a specific subset of chronically online people has infact been circling since the mid-2010s. and it is lost when one fumbles while attempting to plug their phone in to charge at night