hey sweetie its your mother @mum-offical - Tumblr Blog

hey! my kids told me to make an account and chose this username for me! its spelt wrong but they said thats the way you do it.

i'm the mum of anyone and everyone who would like me to be!

ooc:

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astronaut-offical

Get your nutrients.

mum-offical

get your nutrients!!

drink your liquids!!

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i must not Shake The Baby. Shaking the baby is the baby-killer. Shaking the baby is the baby-death that brings baby-obliteration. I must face my irritation at the Baby, and permit it to pass through me. I must be patient with the Goddamn Baby

bill-cipher-offical

SHAKE THE BABY. THE BABY DESERVES IT

the-distortion-offical

If the child cannot handle being shaken, then it is Defective. Best to start over with new, more durable Offspring.

mum-offical

please Do Not shake the baby.

malwareproductions

i was a baby once

mum-offical

I wasn't

#officalverse

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i must not Shake The Baby. Shaking the baby is the baby-killer. Shaking the baby is the baby-death that brings baby-obliteration. I must face my irritation at the Baby, and permit it to pass through me. I must be patient with the Goddamn Baby

bill-cipher-offical

SHAKE THE BABY. THE BABY DESERVES IT

the-distortion-offical

If the child cannot handle being shaken, then it is Defective. Best to start over with new, more durable Offspring.

mum-offical

please Do Not shake the baby.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

no wait they make a strong point

mum-offical

no they absolutely Do Not

smol-gremlin-child-offical

idea: officalverse except i kidnap everyone to bring them with me to the forest and disappear

(bonus point: child is fucking STRESSED when someone kept accidentally/purposely angering the forest spirits)

mum-offical

you know honey, if you want a sleepover you could just ask!

I'm always happy for people to stay with me you don't need to hide in the forest. my house is warm and I've got movies

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strawberry-offical

gaydient

mum-offical

I support you and you gaydient!

#it's so pretty #I love

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

Magical pepper spray

mum-offical

honey. no. put that down.

thewizardofhoes-speaking

breaking-news-offical

BREAKING NEWS

What the actual fuck.

mum-offical

stay safe out there kiddos

genderqueer-offical

hey honey!

do you want a cup of tea and a biscuit?

- @mum-offical

oh my goodness, hi mum!! yes please!! :O

mum-offical

fantastic!! I'll put the kettle on!

jonathan-sims-offical

Hello, Archivist! ( @/nikolaorsinovthereal)

I am not giving you my skin.

@the-stranger-offical come get your Avatar.

the-stranger-offical

Now why would I do that? We need your skin for The Unknowing! I'm going to leave her right where she is!

Good job Nikola!

mum-offical

honey, taking people's skin isn't very kind I thought we talked about this?

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sherlock-offical

hello honey!

would you like a cup of tea and a biscuit?

- @mum-offical

Yes, thank you.

-SH

mum-offical

fantastic! I'll put the kettle on ❤️

as long as you don't poison it...

sherlock-offical

I won't. Promise.

- SH

mum-offical

ok good!

sherlock-offical

hello honey!

would you like a cup of tea and a biscuit?

- @mum-offical

Yes, thank you.

-SH

mum-offical

fantastic! I'll put the kettle on ❤️

as long as you don't poison it...

gahdamnpunk

A QUEEN

bathroom-stall-musings

Okay, I don’t normally add on to posts but in this case I’ve got to.

Rachel Ann Bovier is a Pittsburgh legend who has been publishing her poems in city newspapers for decades. In more recent years, she started putting up these bill boards along major roads. For what reason? I have no clue. But I would often pass them on my way to Oakland for therapy. They never failed to cheer me up.

As a young trans writer, they gave me this precious little spark of joy. There was someone like me, a writer, a Pittsburgher, a trans person, who was confident enough to put their face on a bill board! I would always smile as we passed by and my mom took note.

Fast forward a few years and it’s my 21st birthday. My mom has been super excited about my gift and teased me about it over and over again. She said it was the best gift she’d ever gotten me and in many ways she was right. It was a custom poem she commissioned from Miss Bouvier! It congratulated me on my birthday, my academic success, lots of little stuff. It was simple and sweet and perfect.

I’m still not out to my parents about being trans, but that poem serves as a reminder to me that trans people are every where, they are artists, they are all ages, and their visibility is essential. So thank you to Rachel Ann Bouvier for being a great poetess and a Pittsburgh treasure!

queer-joy-detector

Queer joy detected!

satan-offical

I FUCKING HATE YOU /aff

mum-offical

thats not very kind honey

sherlock-offical

There are 243 possible ways to poison tea without altering its taste.

Relax. I’ve only tested 12.

mum-offical

why would you desecrate tea like this?

I thought I raised you better than this

also please do not continue to test poisons on you or others, that is neither kind nor safe

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