Just Plomp Things

*sees Lance literally chained to a tree, and Nyma leaving him and stealing his convertible. He’s outside a house and there is a huge party going on inside*

*freeze frame and record scratch* Hi, my name is Lance McClain. You’re probably wondering how I got into this mess. *cuts to black* Ha, it’s a long story.

*Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus starts to play* *fades to scene* *He’s outside school and walking through the hallways* To start off, I’m a Junior at Garrison High. I’m actually one of the most popular guys there *Some bully yells out “GET LOST, NERD!” and throws a water bottle at his head* All the ladies love me. *winks at Allura* “Hellooooooo” *she and her friends give him the stinkeye* Okay, that might be a lie but hey, at least my friends are pretty cool *he enters the cafeteria, and he is very clearly part of the ‘loser’ group in the movie. He sits down with Hunk and Pidge, who are messing around with robotics on their lunch table* Okay, maybe not cool to you, but they’re pretty cool to me. *the music fades into the hustle and bustle of the cafeteria and the narration ends*

*he waves to them and sits at the table* *Pidge is working on her laptop, typing away code and Hunk is working on the actual robot*

Lance: Hey guys! Ugh, meatloaf day again

Hunk: Lance, I thought you liked meatloaf?

Lance: Not the school’s meatloaf. I swear, that thing is only a day away from becoming radioactive waste.

*they all laugh*

Lance: hey, club signups start this week right?

Pidge: mhm. I mean, me and Hunk already have our hands full with the robotics club, but that isn’t really your deal, is it?

Hunk: Yeah dude, what club are you going to sign up for?

Lance: Uh… well…

Pidge: Lance.

Lance: What?

Pidge: Lance, please don’t tell me you’re thinking of joining the Fighter Pilots

Lance: I mea-

Pidge: *stops typing and looks up from her laptop* Lance.

Lance: I mean, maybe? I- uh… that club is all about action an-

Hunk: Lance, as a friend and fellow lab partner, that’s crazy.

Lance: Crazy? What the he-

Pidge and Hunk: DUDE.

Hunk: Listen, that club is NOT safe.

Pidge: Yeah, I heard that the club president got his arm amputated in freshman year because of one of their “stunts”

Lance: Pidge, don’t be a hypocrite. Your brother is in that club, man. And he’s perfectly fine.

Pidge: Just cause my brother is part of that club doesn’t mean it makes anything they do okay, Lance. *closes her laptop* Besides, I’m pretty sure there’s some sorta “cool factor” you gotta meet to get in.

Lance: I meet the cool factor.

Pidge and Hunk: *exchange glances* … right…

Lance: Listen the club isn’t even THAT cool anyway. I can get in. No problem.

*the doors of the cafeteria open up abruptly* *punk rock music starts playing* *there is a slow motion entrance of the Fighter Pilots, who wear super sick printed bomber jackets with their club logo on the back of them* *three students lead the group into the cafeteria.*

*Lance’s narrations start up again* The Fighter Pilots. *the camera zooms in on one of them* That’s the club president Shiro, a senior who is insanely popular and one of the best students at Garrison High.

*camera moves over to the next student* That’s Matt, Pidge’s brother. In addition to being co-president of the Fighter Pilots, he’s also co-class president of the seniors. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him with any free time on his hands.

*zooms over to the third student* And that guy with the awful hair is Keith, a junior who is-oh-so-luckily in ALL OF MY DAMNED CLASSES. He’s a so-called “prodigy” of The Fighter Pilots. Who knows why?! Maybe it’s because he’s a track star. Maybe it’s because all the ladies fawn over him, but he doesn’t date anyone. Probably to maintain his fake as fuck “cool”, “mysterious” facade. What a joke. *Lance turns back to Hunk and Pidge*

Howl’s Moving Castle (ハウルの動く城) illustrations giving us a glimpse of the life of Howl (ハウル) Jenkins Pendragon and Sophie Hatter (ソフィー・ハッター) in their world after the film, by Gori Matsu! The two of them cuddling and reading books in their bedroom, watching HP, nefowls!  ^_^ They area big beautiful family with Markl, Calcifer, The Witch of The Waste and Heen.

brain: that’s what you want? some fucking anime? some fucking anime merch on your body and in your life? some god damn anime on your walls? fucking anime merch to let everyone know that you like anime? are you fucking kidding me?

The Kindling Cracker

New Zealander Ayla Hutchinson, now 16, invented this ingenuous device when she was just 14 years old.

After seeing her mother cut her hand while using a splitting axe, Ayla set out to invent a safer way to split firewood. Her initial invention, made of welded scrap metal, won her first prize at her school science fair.

Since then, she’s won a Rising Star Award from Buy New Zealand Made, the Fieldays Young Inventor of the Year Award, and the New Zealand Innovation Most Inspiring Individual Award.

The Kindling cracker has gone on to be a bestseller on Amazon. Every sale supports her burgeoning business.

Ayla hopes to study Engineering or Architecture.

You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

four

separate

productions

★ michiru and haruka moments 1/? ☆