Imagines and headcanons

Alrighty, i can take requests. There is only 1 person writing in this blog, so expect me to take some time to write them. Please read rules (lower) about what you CAN and what you CANNOT send me. Also, please do not start complaining if some characters will be "out of lore" (ex. what Sephirahs actually are in Lobotomy Corporation). As I need to make headcanons possible. However, if you do want then to be lore-in-game-accurate, please specify it in your ask. Sometimes, I'll post my own stories/imagines

Character limit (thanks one anon that reminded me about it): 9. But may post it in parts if request is really long

Allowed

•fluff, agnst

•character + character

•(TW) yandere AU

•(TW) death, blood and gore can be written, but dont expect anything to be that ... gross? If its too much I will delete/ignore it

•crossovers like <game 1 character> meets <game 2 character>

Forbidden

•NSFW/anything "dirty". Not comfortable with writing it

•anything insulting (hopefully, dont need to explain)

•im not comfortable with (TW) s-cide or anything that is about self-harming (can write "character reacts to reader self-harming", but without telling how reader did it)

Requests are closed!

Masterlist is here

You figure that being a mechanic would help their canon real forms to live better? Probably. Just saying

Yesod x mechanic reader

•he appreciates any hard worker. Being a mechanic in Lobotomy Corporation is no walk in the park

•even if we ignore the very risk of "randomly dying because some Abnormality felt a little moody", the responsibility you have is enormous

•one faulty fix, just one, at times, is all these creatures need to decide to go outside and cause mayhem

•therefore, Yesod usually takes it upon himself to supervise your work

•he may not have complete mastery over the field (Viper wouldnt try telling you things that he doesnt know), Yesod can point out if you have missed a bolt to screw or lock to fix

•makes sure to properly schedule your repairs so that they won't overlap with your Abnormality caregiving routine

•if by chance, your job was particularly rough, Yesod will let you have a break. Like an hour or two for you to gather yourself back into shape

Oh holy Chaos, an AQW ask for once? I got myself the rare drop for once. As for my favorite headcanons about Drakath? Yeah i have few

Btw. Sorry for dipping in and out online when it comes to this blog. I guess you should expect to see me once per month, not really active myself

Drakath headcanons

•he doesnt get enough sleep. Never really had an opportunity to sleep his entire life, save for the Collector event

•after the final battle with the Hero, he also suffers some phantom pains, mostly his half-melted side of the face. But he endures it

•does have little chats and even banters with Chaos Amulet of his. Since it is basically its own entity that shares his mind

•Xing and Xang are pretty much the two people Drakath would consider friends and even his family. Despite the issues the two can cause

•Chaos Drakath is neutral towards his mirror counterpart, Mirror Drakath. Although he both feels pity (for being the only hero of the Mirror Realm and having so much to wory about) and jealousy (for being way more optimistic and open with the mirror buddies his Order self has)

•he is fairly protective of people close to him, but will never in his life admit that

•while Drakath may realize that his own father treated him poorly, he still holds too much respect for the old man for being such a powerful ruler

•... he does remember faintly of another man who treated Drakath kindly during his bandit days...

Hmmm lets see....

Malak trying to sway Reader from Bierce

•Realistically speaking, he will not have any romantic feelings towards Bierce's humans. So this is likely Malak just wanting to have one less mortal to bother him, without any kind of affection or interest towards said human

•if he does end up making you turn to his side, expect being killed/imprisoned/thrown into a nightmare maze. Because oh wow, who would have guessed that a demon who doesnt like Bierce's pets doesnt like you, huh?

•but lets say that he does like you. And doesnt want you to be on the old woman's side. He can be a charmer when he needs to be. After all, mortals tend to be picky about how a demon presents himself in deals

•if he does end up getting you to join him, he will keep you close or, perhaps, in his own little hell corner. Being Malak's friend means that the creatures of nightmare realms will not try to do anything to you. If they do - they quickly find out and dont try anytning again

That will end badly regardless. I dont think Angela would approve... And if that will end up causing more fuss on the work - you know she has the power to just command Chesed to let abnormalities escape...

And if you are actually that batshit insane to piss of Gebura or Binah, i will pay you money to see how long you'd survive on your own with these ladies. Which probably wont be long and i bet you'll just sit in the Shelter tool thingy like 99% of lobotomy players do with Gebura

Ok. Part of me wanted to humor it and write a single headcanon. But i figure it would be rude xd

Yesod x reader boyfriend headcanons

•the type of boyfriend to check on everything in both schedules for you and himself

•insert a joke about malewife here

•Viper will scold you before promtly fixing your clothes if you ever wear them wrong/loosely/not ironed

•he will, however, appreciate it if you follow your own schedule that is not leaving too much mess and keeps you well-dressed/prepared

•it is just these little things that Yesod likes. Having a clean room is one of them. Or at the very least tidy enough

•he is a busy boyfriend, though. Sorting information regarding abnormalities, equipment, and employees is a busy task

•the snake will not like it if you pester him during the work hours, be respectful and understanding of his job and position, please

One more Chesed ask. Though im sorry if it ended up on the short end ;_;

Pocky game with Chesed headcanons

•smug bastard alert. You may not think so, but the man is very smug about the flirts and games like that

•not in an asshole kind of way, but definitely teasing

•definitely the one who suggested pocky game too. Chesed usually takes the initiative in many things relationship/flirting-wise

•that being said, all of that definitely during the off-work hours

•... or during calm work hours if you two feel a little more daring than usual

•you gonna get bonked by Angela for not being focused in the job, on god

Anon, you can take your time writing me a request. While i am not your language teacher, it does hurt a little to read. At least put the dots around, will you? I am just going to assume you mean Reader that has the ability to calm down/tame the abnormalities... Also, this will be the *last* ask from you i will be answering. If you continue to write in such way, i will ignore you

Yesod × Reader that tames abnormalities

•he didnt believe you at first. Not at all

•these are MONSTERS, to put it simply, why do you think you stand a chance of being near one?

•sure, he admits, you may have stats and equipment necessary to defend yourself, but still. He wouldn't want you to be anywhere near abnormalities for no reason...

•when you managed to pacify the enraged Void Dream back to its sleeping state and get it back to its room, Yesod was impressed and confused?

•how? Why? What did you do? How did that even allow you to-....

•actually, nevermind. That was a TETH abnormality anyway, they are relatively harmless. Maybe you just caught it in good mood...

•when you start to pacify more dangerous abnormalities - that is when Yesod expresses his worry and pleads you to not try to do anything that dangerous again...

•though if you have to do your magic to save other employees... Well. Yesod will begrudgingly agree to let you go

•Netzach joked that you may be an Abnormality, he gave this man the coldest glare like a viper glare. Lol

•he really doesnt see what would make you count as one. Because Yesod tries to reason with logic...

•you worked here for a long time, got used to the abnormalities, learnt their behavior... Perhaps you are just approaching the situation from the unusual angle?

You know what? I wanted to combine them. The anons who asked these can just send me an ask if they want me to answer them separately

Spoiler waning for Lobotomy Corporation

Thank you anon :)

Chesed and Yesod once more. Maybe they are more popular than Gebura and Binah after all

Chesed x Reader x Yesod fluff heacanons

•we have a strict boy and a chill boy there. Depending on how you are, this can be the embodiment of "calm, no energy, too much energy" meme gang

•Chesed is the one to have spare time for you on the breaks, Yesod is the one who is too immersed in the work. But both of them can get extremely busy, should the day in Lobotomy Corporation go wrong

•i mean... this is Lobotomy Corporation. You probably knew the risks of having any kind of attachments there

•Chesed makes coffee for both of you in the morning. Yesod is the one to help with reports and notes, given his efficiency

•depending on how you are, again, either Chesed is the most affectionate in the group or you two fluster Yesod to no end with said affection

•neither of them are actively looking for trouble. They will try to avoid confrontations and arguments with you

•that also applies to their work. They would rather have it done without any questions rather than spend too much time with you, sorry. But Angela and "X" will not be pleased if they slack off

•they dont mind spending time together with you. But due to the stress Lobotomy Corporation can inflict on you, there will be times when each one of you will likely want to just spend some time all by themselves in silence

•both Chesed and Yesod will understand if you need some time alone. Only coming to check on you if you didnt respond for too long

I had noticed that Chesed and Yesod are the most requested characters nowadays. Huh

Parent!Reader with adopted child!Child of Galaxy with another parent headcanons

•<Obligatory joke about two dads/moms/etc in here>

•regardless of who you end up with, Child of Galaxy would see the other person as your friend. But if you have a more personal connection, the abnormality will need to be properly introduced to their other parent •will need time to get warmed up to the idea of having another parent

•do NOT end up with Gebura or Binah. It WILL end poorly. Please. Like. Divorce/breakup levels of bad

•Chesed doesnt mind being a fatherly figure to Child of Galaxy. He is rather chill about it. A little cautious about it, given the nature and the ability of Child of Galaxy, but can babysit the little guy if needed

•Yesod does not entirely like the idea that an abnormality has taken a special liking to him. You have to remember that CoG is still, well, a monster. Monster that is capable of instantly killing you, should he ever cry....

•well, can you really blame him? No one likes it when their life depends on another being...

•Chesed wouldnt be entirely sure if caffeine is okay for an abnormality. Leaning on the side of "No," he likely wont give the child a cup of coffee

•unless it is proven that Child of Galaxy doesnt react to caffeine, then sure. He can make one more cup of coffee for the little guy

•both of them would still keep CoG away from beer and any other unhealthy adult drinks and will scold you if YOU drink in front of a kid. How dare you >:(