Hello, welcome home.

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

Daily affirmation: time to be a fag & a freak

así pasa a veces

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

major in bullshitting with a minor in talking out of my ass