the holy grail types of fanfic
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the holy grail types of fanfic

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that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao
The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets
I wish I’d seen this post sooner.
asoiaf characters who are canonically pro choice:
margaery tyrell (moon tea enthusiast)
grand maester pycelle (moon tea supplier)
catelyn stark (feminist. wishes jon had been aborted)
jon snow (male feminist. wishes he had been aborted)
melisandre (uses aborted shadow babies as murder weapons)
everyone in dorne (chronically based)
cersei lannister (had a coathanger abortion because her husband had bad vibes)
asha greyjoy (2 steps away from inventing the IUD)
val (late term abortion advocate)
characters who are pro abortion but NOT pro choice:
hoster tully
jon snow: im a bastard. everyone hates me. i want to die. and im 14
tyrion for some fucking reason:
GRRM is in fact really good at making up top tier characters i will use the starklings to illustrate the point okay you got: 1) high school freshman King Arthur stars in a shakespearean tragedy, as told by his mom; 2) local moody teenaged Starbucks night shift manager must do his very best to stop the zombie apocalypse through the power of friendship; 3) a middle schooler who keeps her sparkly butterfly gel pens in perfect rainbow order at all times is being held hostage by her evil middle school boyfriend and his evil blonde mafia family; 4) a scrappy but poorly-supervised middle-grade book protagonist bops about a war-zone looking for her family but instead! learns about Death; 5) paraplegic fourth grader Frodo Baggins receives mystical visions and must go on a quest to see a hundred-year-old tree guy; and 6) kindergartener that Bites

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what the asoiaf book fandom has become in response to a several-years-long hiatus should be studied in the annals of history probably. beloved youtubers are ranking all named horses, there’s speculation that tyrek lannister turned into a horse, a fascinating number of people have circled back to thinking ashara dayne actually is jon’s mom, there’s the tyrion time traveling fetus theory, the varys mermaid theory, the gender theories, TOO many people are debating which preteen girl is the most evil, and reddit is still convinced that stannis baratheon is the pinnacle of straight masculinity. The Great Empire of the Dawn #TheGreatEmpireoftheDawn
Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy
what if your FATHER had the soul of a FOREST NYMPH and your MOTHER had the soul of a SJW BUTCH JOCK and YOU ended up with the soul of a FAST FOOD CHAIN MANAGER but you were TRAPPED in a high fantasy story and YOUR NAME was JON SNOW

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I cannot believe I'm breaking my tumblr hiatus for this, but a PSA:
AO3 is for fanfiction. Not for ranting. I get that a particular popular ship in a particular popular fandom just got confirmed non-canon and that upsets you - I get it. I shipped it too! We've all had a ship sunk by the canon content at some point.
But post your rant on X, or Facebook, or to your fandom discord chat. Putting it on AO3 a) gets the 'fic' reported and taken down, and could get your account banned for repeat offences, b) blocks fic readers from finding fics they want to read, and c) pushes new fics down the feed, so writers get less recognition for their work.
Please use AO3 as it should be used - fix-it and canon divergence fics. Lots of them.
being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app
Before you mock the clown, take a look at thine own shoes
and pay particular attention to the shoelaces
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When Ao3 (Tumblr's wife) is down...
my husband has this image saved for whenever i grow distant
embroidery from peacockandpinecones my friends and I have been losing our minds over all morning.

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Guys we need to make more Squib Albus fics they actually have so much potential. The few ones I've seen make Albus really depressed because he's a squib but I think a story where he becomes his own person separate from his family's legacy (because he can't be a wizard and whatnot) and grows to be comfortable/secure with not having magic would be so fire.
hc that minerva mcgonagall’s biggest nightmare in hogwarts is not any of the potter kids, but harry potter himself. harry would make any excuse and pull any card in the book to go to hogwarts during the school year to check up on his babies because that man has a separation anxiety that rivals no other (except maybe ron’s, but he’s not head auror is he?). he will lodge fake complaints to visit that school for a ‘check in.’ he will write up fake reports of a extremely dangerous creature being spotted near the grounds to ‘investigate.’ he will say theres been talk of [insert dangerous object] stashed somewhere in the room of requirement. and all of these concerns are resolved within a day, and get more and more creative as the years go on. eventually minerva stops questioning how playing an hour long chess match with his daughter is investigating and lets that man run wild.