You Still Have Time

there is so much love in friendship, people forget that

i hate that men can look at me and have thoughts about me

Me @ myself when I look at a mirror

its insane how if you want a little animal can live with you

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

If you arent at least vaguely aware of your friends digestive system issues are you even friends.

Sometimes listening to straight girls talk is so wild they’ll be like “it sucks that I’m tall because I love heels so much but I can’t wear them because then I’ll be taller than my boyfriend!!!” and just like what in the goddamn hell are you talking about

I wanna get to a point where no one knows anything about me except that I’m hot and full of love

just remembered last summer when one of our old lady neighbors realized i was on testosterone and asked me if i liked cars and when i said no she was like “oh haha you will”

hormone that makes you like cars

So many situations in movies where there’s something scary happening and the women are in hysterics but the men are completely calm.. doesn’t seem realistic at all

have u ever seen a man be minorly inconvenienced….catastrophic

Scene Girls walked so E Girls could run