trust no one.

they call the episode “Squeeze” because she squeezes his upper arm sexily at the end and it’s honestly the ☆☆ breakout moment ☆ ☆

if you ever feel like a failure just remember that the higher ups at the FBI sent Dana Scully down to the basement with the simple task of debunking Mulder’s work and seven years later she emerged having begged to be impregnated with his child

canon (derogatory)

what aspect of mulder/Scully did you latch onto intensely and why is that a sign you should be in a straightjacket or at least mildly tranquilised

little green men is a legit great x-files episode but so many of the details are so (charmingly) weird. the man who throws open mulder’s unlocked apartment door and all he says is “we’re going to the hill.” mulder’s dead serious “I live for bach.” the woman on mulder’s answering machine whose message ends with a sultry “you’re a pig!” and of course the gold standard, “no-ho on the rojo”…. no real conclusion here I just think it’s the perfect season 2 opener because it’s like yes we are operating on a grander scale now but don’t worry we’re not professionals