Michael's My Lil' Hero

personality trait: tired™

… it’s 2019 and I’m still on tumblr

18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends getting married, some in prison, and some still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew.

hello, 911? i’d like to report a mass mercy killing

self care is unfollowing people who post negative shit about stuff that makes you happy

self care is blocking two thirds of your own fandom

Friendly reminder to drink more water and let go of more bullshit

i’m in me mums car girl is a lesbian so that vine is gay culture now

LEGEND

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

is it just me or we all kinda stubid

life’s too short to be embarrassed you read x reader fan fiction. live ur life and date as many imaginary boys as u want

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it

I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck

HIS WHAT ???

This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it

Controversial opinion, apparently: Don’t hit children.

hot take: spanking counts as hitting your child

“and I turned out fine” isn’t an excuse nor reasoning. If you think it’s cool to hit kids, you didn’t turn out fine.