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You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

(flirting) i could be your problem

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

wait! au au

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

I almost picked Pierre de Fermat as my favourite mathematician, but he was beaten by a narrow margin.

In my opinion, the relative merits of Newton and Leibniz are truly infinitesimal.

Fibonacci is as good as the previous two combined.

Yes, alright, so what - shoot me - I think Galois is the greatest of all time!

Personally, I think Euclid is unparalleled.

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

Little freaks

@dirac-equation

@dirac-equation indeed

WHAT

i love "bite me" as a retort. your frustrating me, come put your spit and teeth all over me for it. and maybe lick me a little. because i hate you

my homunculus just wasted like $60 in ink printing out all these fucking soyjack edits of me. how about 'that feel when i dont feed you for a week' you little asshole

fuck, man, the fog's been trying to contact me all day. I just turned my phone on and it says I've had a bunch of mist calls