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why is there blood in my bayou I'm not due for another two weeks

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sleepnos

i dont think i ever posted this here ????? so here is my jon piece i did for uni last year :]

#holy fucking fucking fuck

ramenship

cackling

hellenhighwater

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

hellenhighwater

This is better than I'd ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

hellenhighwater

The rat gun is hereeeeee!

hellenhighwater

This is getting notes again so I will admit that "rat gun" was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be "ray gun."

But it'll always be a rat gun to me.

hellenhighwater

The most expensive thing in these pictures was the cat, and he was $60.

hellenhighwater

I'll be honest--I forgot that the pump organ desk/bar was visible in the background, and it was NOT under $60.

It was actually $75.

The chairs, however, were paid for in human life. I inherited them; they were originally my great grandmother's. But they're not particularly rare-- you can find these exact chairs without a lot of effort, in reasonable shape, for not that much money. They made a lot of them.

theworsethingsgettheharderifight

your gazelle has a pearl choker

hellenhighwater

That's Hadrian. He's a bush buck and he loves fashion.

hellenhighwater

Hi you asked this question and I immediately went to the pottery studio to make a calcifer to put in my woodstove.

Will update if he survives the kiln.

theshitpostcalligrapher

i am still on tenterhooks vis a vis calcifer 🥺🥺🥺

hellenhighwater

I just brought him home from the pottery studio and wired him for light. He lives!!!!!

thebisexualwreckoning

OP just wondering do you like have the closet to Narnia tucked in there somewhere?

hellenhighwater

Dude, c'mon, these things take time.

Give me a couple hours.

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

naamahdarling

For those who don't know, Otter is quite hearing impaired or deaf, so his noises are extra loud.

The one where he hugs his little face and whimpers ruined me.

winterthebeau

Some kind of cricket or cicada

#EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS

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sabertoothwalrus

can we hurry up and make it legal to have boobs out in public it's been too hot outside lately

sabertoothwalrus

I do appreciate the sentiment but maybe I should rephrase:

can we hurry up and make it normalized to have boobs out in public so that even if it’s legal in your state you don’t risk get arrested anyway and you need to hire an attorney to point out that you were’t breaking any laws.

can we hurry up and make it normalized to have your boobs out in public so it’s weird that it’s legal in some places and not others.

can we hurry up and make it normalized to have your boobs out, like, in general, cause at the moment I have all male roommates who like the apartment 5 degrees hotter than I do and I’m the only one who can’t walk around shirtless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sabertoothwalrus

I can’t be topless in public even if it’s legal cause some scandalized puritan is gonna put me on tiktok

#important

tricktster

boss asked me if i knew what a brony was today but he pronounced it like “brownie” then started explaining, but somehow I’M THE WEIRD ONE FOR INTERRUPTING WITH “Oh, you mean BRONYS, yeah, they do want to fuck horses!”

tricktster

boss today asked me if I knew what a bear was and it took the incredible effort of forcing every bone in my body to solidify into one giant Super Bone and in the process fusing my jaw shut for me to stop myself from saying “uh, yeah dude, you but gay.”

tricktster

boss texted me today about all the business we’ve been getting and i texted back “haha yup our dance card is getting pretty full!” followed immediately by two minutes of debilitating panic about whether that was an actual saying or just some nonsense I’d made up.

tricktster

boss came to my office today strictly to tell me he got hamilton tickets and had the nerve to be insulted when i referred to him as “the biggest copycat there ever was.”

tricktster

boss today texted me the most unorthodox elipsis i’ve ever seen

tricktster

my boss’s parents and my parents each have vacation homes in the same retirement community, which is widely rumored to be a hotbed of sexual depravity, so sometimes i deliberately antagonize him by implying - very innocently and with plausible deniability - that our parents swing with each other

tricktster

boss just came into my office to ask me a question, paused and said “what the FUCK are you listening to?” and when i sheepishly admitted it was a remix of the wii shop channel music, he just left.

its-spelt-like-k-a-i-t

op what is your occupation

tricktster

Rascal.

tinydesolation

This human writes software. I will swear on everything holy that they do

tricktster

i don’t even know what a comporter is

tricktster

Gotta say, every time Boss refers to me as an Alpha I am filled with two conflicting needs:

To bask in the glorious glow of recieving approving recognition from my superior/future bff whenever he makes it very clear that he appreciates my take-no-shit-and-make-them-regret-ever-trying-to-give-me-shit mentality

To teach him about the actual pack dynamics of wolves

wholesomepostarchive

7/7/2026

#fave

darthfalafel

waves

WAVES EXCITEDLY HIIIIII WHAT'S UP

skeletal-spire-man

innn study rn

But uh

It's tinfoil Tuesday

And I got free stickers

darthfalafel

oh awesomes!! stickars are so much funnnnnnn we'll have some very gay ones on our headphones when they get here hashtag Etsy and also what is tinfoil tuesday is that an ireland or

skeletal-spire-man

why do I look better covered in rainbow stickers

#is there anyone who doesnt

waves

WAVES EXCITEDLY HIIIIII WHAT'S UP

#caps

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bleed1ngbabyb0y

What substance do you abuse to feel capable of being loved

#plurality

bunnayy

What country is '🏳️‍⚧️' and why are all the cute boys from there

justcallmedom31

#CUTES

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Thanks for the warning @goofishh and @wellcome-to-chaos stay safe out there guys

legalityoftheraccoons

hot take i hate discord

dirac-equation

when he's a non-binary lesbian

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