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@darthfalafel

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why is there blood in my bayou I'm not due for another two weeks

#jrwi shitpost #blood in the bayou

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heartattackinblackdye

shoutout to the mutuals i actually interact with regularly & big apologies to the mutuals i do not interact with regularly or the mutuals who i used to interact with but now do not. ily all

Vote Binface

I love Count Binface for many reasons, but this perfect parody of dodgy election leaflet bar charts is pretty high up the list.

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#THE BIN CAN WIN

Genuinely, was there any moment in the entire series when Skulduggery was actually, seriously angry at Val?

Because I'm trying very hard to think of one but I genuinely can't. Mildly annoyed, yes, disappointed or concerned, but I don't think he's ever actually been angry.

Which is insane in itself, imagine hanging around every day with Skulduggery "legendary anger issues" Pleasant and not managing to rile him up ONCE in twenty years.

#they are EVERYTHING #skulduggery pleasant

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friendly reminder that the uk government covered up the rapid spike in trans youth suicides after they made hormone replacement therapy inaccessible for them and also the waitlist for hrt clinics went way up and also the government published a fake fucking report that they commissioned because they were covering up the fact that they caused 46 trans kids in 6 years to kill themselves

by the way, 107 queer kids killed themselves between 2019-2025. by the way that's 1 in 6 child suicides across just england in those 6 years. by the way if you're a harry potter or marauders fan or jkr defender i'm blocking you on sight for contributing to the suicides of my siblings.

And also by the way, they are taking actions they know will cause this suffering. They do it intentionally, because they think it’ll make trans people not exist anymore. And by the way there’s a name for when someone undertakes acts with the intent to destroy a group in whole or in part. It’s genocide

#save #important

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honestly I hate “can you pet the dog?!?” not for any of the common reasons but because it was initially interesting as a proposition of “can you interact with the world in a way that is not within the primary mechanical loop” and that very quickly fell away to being “well now any indie developer making a game has to have a pet the dog button or they’re going to get letters”

One of my dream projects has an NPC with a dog, and if you try to pet it, the owner tells you not to do that. If you try again, it bites you and you take damage. I want to do this entirely because I genuinely believe that this would make me feel way more grounded in the world than any “click button to see cute animation” would ever do, and also it would be really funny to have a game where people lose their runs because they tried to pet a dog they were told not to pet

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Big fan of the concept of like platonic dating and platonic marriage btw

Additionally it could be like a friends to lovers thing ofc but somebody that just genuinely loves you as a friend

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queerplatonic relationships mmmmmm yummy

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Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:

Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.

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I think the fae tried to kidnap me as a child

Mimosa are you sure you arnt the replacement child for the kidnapped child

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Pretty sure, I got weird vibes and walked out

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is there a story i smell or is that just the rain

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Was playing hide and go seek as like an 11-12 year old and decided to hide in a section of woods that was covered in trees and palmetto bushes, it was hard to get through with all the bushes so I decided to hide there in hopes the seeker would give up

I made it pretty deep into the bushes until eventually I hit a clearing I’d never seen before, it was a big circle with no trees or bushes, but it was covered in green grass low to the ground like it had been maintained, in the center of the clearing was a deer skeleton, completely intact and solid white like it’d been bleached by the sun

The skeleton was what made me think the place was weird at first glance, the grass was even across the clearing including the grass around and under the bones, no extra growth from the nutrients from a whole deer, no weeds or extra plants, it was even and I didn’t think it should’ve been so I turned around

I went back later that day with friends to look for the clearing, searched for hours while I had people over but we never found it, and despite living next to that section of woods and going out there all the time I never saw it again, it’s not the only strange thing I saw in those woods but it was definitely the weirdest

And after that I always made it a point to never be out in those woods after dark, hide and go seek in the woods after dark didn’t exactly seem like a good idea anymore anyway

harbinger-of-silly

I usually look back on myself with embarrassment in about 3+ hours. But why does it sometimes genuinely feel like it wasn't me who said what I definitely just said

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i've seen a number of posts that claim that "everyone" knows about this shit by now and there is therefore absolutely no excuse for supporting her in any way including openly being a fan of her work.

in the past year alone, i have convinced a superfan to completely drop her, gotten a grandmother to alter her vacation plans with her grandkid in order to skip harry potter world, and now gotten a third grade teacher to never include her books in her curriculum again. none of these took more than a quick conversation/email.

i'm not saying we should be going up to any rando wearing a hogwarts house shirt or something and start lecturing them on why her views are bad. but if someone you generally trust not to be complete garbage horrifies you out of nowhere by still being a big hp fan, please remember that not everyone hangs out on the parts of the internet where this shit gets discussed, and it's really not mainstream news, because unfortunately mainstream news doesn't give a single fuck about us.

#well said honestly we might mention this to Hannah if it's brought up

whothefuckisgabrielle

"I'm gonna kill myself" says fan of don't kill yourself band because said band played their own songs at their own show

#you mcr guys are so funny to watch

i guess they call it unwitness because they arent showing us. damn

Happy “they arent showing us. damn” day to all who celebrate

#every fucking month

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the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

#the Magnus Archives

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I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

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#oh it got worse

was recognised on tiktok earlier as THE erskine ravel selfshipper and i’ve been giggling to myself since

#tw Erskine Ravel

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