fucking headmates can't agree on a blog title

Cod i fucking love being non binary

99% of leavers look back before it's gone forever

I love that the first person that Zombie “humans always stab you in the back” Cleo interacted with was Infinite “If we all work together we can get out of here” Drift

SHE CAN BECOME A GOAT?

Oh the heartbeat sound effects when she gets nervous…

Pearl’s little giggles when she goes invisible are taking me straight back to double life and I’m living for it

microwave . warm beans

holy freaking fuck

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microwave . warm beans

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

@shit-hdb-would-say

"b-b-but empathy is what makes us human!1!" which is why I am a God.

okay not to ocpost again but the worst thing about having an oc is sometimes they become The Character to you. and you need to talk to someone about it like wow I can’t stop thinking about The Character… but in order to do so you have to like sit them down and explain everything about your oc first. and then it’s just you explaining your writing ideas. i need to talk about them the same way i would talk about any random character i love to someone.

oh we're doing just gr- wedding? what wedding? aw fuck my lemonade :((

sketchie we would love nothing more <3 do you have lemons already because we know a guy ^-^ also the murder was Unsuccessful but you don't need to hear about that

The day tumblr users learn what nuance is will be a glorious day.

Pretty sure the UN calls both of those genocide.

Why and how are you enemies with an entire ethnicity? That's pretty racist.

Look, you need to understand this ONLY works sometimes. Zeus literally warned a guy of doing just this, bc thr gods themselves would drive your new adopted son to killing you anyway!

Every part of "just do the most logical thing" goes out of the window as soon as literal divine intervention comes into the picture. They hate it when people are sensible, and they'll go out of their way to make sure that stupid shit happens if you try.

This is why you always make sure to seduce, or at least fuck, the god in charge, to ensure their favour beforehand. An ounce of prevention is worth getting pounded.

sometimes I wish my parents were worse so I didn’t feel guilty about being mad at them does that make sense

well we know that's what they say but in our experience,

ao3 time i guess