these are SO COOL

Brilliant!

Simple.

This is how you parent. By trusting your kids and being there for them and not turning thier home into a prison

This is honestly great and I’m going to use it.

i do feel bad for the writers on bojack and rick and morty because they know they have shitty male fans that idolize and identify with their mains, so they’ve both now made explicit episodes that are like ‘stop idolizing them. they’re not the hero they suck.’ and every fan has just been like ‘no i got it. they’re the antihero which is even cooLER’

sick! of not living in a cottage with the love of my life and our several large dogs!

i want to do a transformation tuesday but alas i am still ugly

just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

“Wearing a baby is more manly than wearing a gun because there’s no safety on a baby. A baby could go off at any time.” - Jim Gaffigan, paraphrased from my memory

It’s called the Millennial Falcon 

Rebloggin’ the Millennial Falcon

I will always reblog the Millennial Falcon

It took me reading the comic three times before it clicked that that was just Beast Boy.