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Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

@kittybroker

Jiggy friend bouncing all around for the low low price of only $19.19!

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

Happy bappy birthday bimmy jimmy!!!

im having a boner and it's yours

Sometimes it's really hard to tell if I wrote something profound or ridiculously surface-level.

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia