Lame.

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”

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The REAL Lilo and Stitch. Accept no substitutions.

The production value really is off the fucking charts. What the fuck.

Does he want to travel in time

"i'm a top" "i'm a bottom" well i'm at my fucking limit

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

thats because i lied about this

open a new window somewhere in the world. 

i love this because it’s such a simple concept but it answers things i didn’t even know how to ask

Looking out of people’s windows is such a peaceful way of travelling… I got a snowfall in Argentina, a nice sea view in Ukraine, a clothes line in the fog in Bangalore. Antonella from Tavernaro, I like your wooden bird.

nobody talk to me nobody touch me i live here now. this is my new favorite thing.

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am