MUCHO PELIGROSO

Someone got her first heat ribbon at the championship swim meet! She won her heat against 4 other teams. Go Elsa! 🏊🏼‍♀️ 🏅 #riverotterswimteam #discoverybay #champs #prouddad (at Ripon High School) https://www.instagram.com/p/CgF933qJ9ub/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Went to the Alameda County Fair and had a 18 inches long corndog, because why not?! Quickly realized it was like eating 3 corndogs back to back. Couldn’t finish it. Could have gone with a smaller size… but then I would not have this hilarious picture. #alamedacountyfair #corndog #fairfood #happy4thofjulyweekend (at Alameda County Fair) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfh7bRkpvjV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Fought a Demogorgon last night and somehow survived. Thank you @kelleyyeah for the amazing birthday present! It was well worth the wait since November to enjoy it! #strangerthings #strangerthingsexperience #netflix #demogorgon #eleven #intuitivepower #datenight (at Stranger Things: The Experience) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfhNtRbJdyO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Why do these grow so fast?! Elsa is now 9 years old today!! I’ve been so fortunate to have such a sweet, smart, talented, caring, athletic, and funny little girl as my baby. Looking forward to seeing this little girl continue to grow into a beautiful woman who will be kicking butt and taking names. Happy Birthday Elsa!! 🎈🎂🎉🎁🥳We love you!! https://www.instagram.com/p/CVQmsmcvojfxWun3vH1hPdalG8cv_yIm72VqaI0/?utm_medium=tumblr

TFW when you blink and all of your sudden your little baby is now a big girl. 😭😭😭 (photo credit @kelleyyeah) #theygrowupsofast (at Smith Family Farm) https://www.instagram.com/p/CULrUy1pbPvst1bMdmsaNMR1XE5aYN_NFAvUhc0/?utm_medium=tumblr

Elsa enjoying a skate Sunday at Brentwood Skatepark. Elsa is way cooler at 8 than I am at 41. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CTcyJtMJXPbGuDNniPR3BUKLaOhZTNfzJ1BCvc0/?utm_medium=tumblr

Many thanks to my brothers @jazkealoha and @nicky_rtu for coming out to help me and @kelleyyeah move 3 truck loads of belongings into our new home. Thank you also @iamchristinaleigh for also helping us with the move too! Moving is no fun, so Kelley, Elsa, Ben and I really appreciate you all for the back breaking work and all the sweat. Now comes the fun of going through all the boxes, but at least we don’t use voodoo to get any furniture through doors or up the stairs!! #family #moving #newbeginnings (at The Lakes At Discovery Bay) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSFGPkZpJXTQnLEZIVuNEYV8C7dpl87sCCfHPI0/?utm_medium=tumblr

Spent my last day in Pleasanton busting a porch pirate who was targeting my neighborhood. She was scoping out my house which had my stuff outside and our U-Haul. F that. Don’t mess with my home or my neighborhood. Was fun watching the police busy her ass after giving the dispatcher the play by play as she wandered around and tried to escape our neighborhood squad who had her dead to rights. She broke into a neighbor’s backyard trying to evade us, but she couldn’t really climb the fence out of the backyard 🤣🤣🤣. #badboyswhatyougonnado #sheriffcrow #porchpirate #busted #nextdoor (at Pleasanton, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSBAiNcHM29LkPd2RklSLyl4Elhdy8L6XQAV2Q0/?utm_medium=tumblr

First day at our new school in a new school district already. (It’s year around, but they have lots of time off throughout the year.) We finally move into our house on Sunday so the kids are excited for this new chapter. Hopefully they make some new and awesome friends! #firstdayofschool #timberpointelementaryschool https://www.instagram.com/p/CR4GfNhpENMPjGHK91nWzRHgNpA4b5NpAr6rQA0/?utm_medium=tumblr

My Moon Time beer is making this view that much more relaxing! #campingwithkids #lakekirkwood #moontime #morganterritorybrewing (at Kirkwood Lake) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRFavmEJTTlqabkUrPEJuCzj8fnGsbAvcTnBd00/?utm_medium=tumblr

We caught some appetizers for tonight! 🎣🐟🐟 #campingwithkids #lakekirkwood (at Kirkwood Lake) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRE5MdNJCmgOjlD9lTBFKSREEmmFi5iFFEr2S00/?utm_medium=tumblr

We on a boat! 🛶🏕🎣 The kids better earn their keep and catch our dinner! #campingwithkids #fishing #kirkwoodlake (at Kirkwood Lake) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRC6OHMJTbhttiH98t20gFbUcrw67Cv_dBVVMs0/?utm_medium=tumblr

Post 4th of July Camping Vacation has begun! 🏕 That’s Elsa in our red kayak. Hope I don’t have to swim out to get her… #lakekirkwood #camping #campingwithkids (at Kirkwood Lake) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRCuBUcp8abg7lTx_JvFfvzrkeVe04E3_416ww0/?utm_medium=tumblr

Happy Birthday to my parents Carlos & Maria! 3 years a part, but born on the same day to make things easier for their kids, friends and family. We love you very much and know that this year will be even better than the last one! I look forward to being to spend more time with them and hopefully not frustrate my dad on a fishing adventure. 🎣🍾🥂🥳#the70sarethenew50s #happybirthday #aginglikefinewine https://www.instagram.com/p/CQuWC-4JNndDaC5Fx2fEvxYHG7tS-s5I_SD_2c0/?utm_medium=tumblr

It’s been 20 years since I’ve seen these guys in person and not only was it great seeing them, it was also amazing being able to share some beers with them in a taproom. It felt like it was a world pre-covid. So thankful we got our vaccines and the world is slowly returning to pre-pandemic life. Hopefully the next time we see each other it won’t be so long as the last time. #uclabruins #reunion #uclaunicamp #pikappaphi #originalpatternbrewing #norcal #oakland (at Original Pattern Brewing Co.) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQTbI7QpHeV1NYeqez0HP8kymNvLoJ6ULFGzBI0/?utm_medium=tumblr

If my kids were Disney cartoons, I definitely think their movies would be a hit. #disney #voila #doyouwanttobuildasnowman #cutekids https://www.instagram.com/p/CP9XP_Sp871xlVKw3-yoA7XSbmKYcx_Kn-FG-Q0/?utm_medium=tumblr

So I did a thing... So far no lizard tail and happy to be vaccinated against most Covid-19 strains! 💉🦠 #stillgonnawearamaskthough #vaccinated #foffcoronavirus #criticalworker (at Pleasanton, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNlGLH3Jx_cf5sBS60ihO2DGO_5kb7BgoUPnfg0/?igshid=1rq0phvl3njgt