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The results showed that by June 2021, approximately six months after COVID-19 vaccines became available to the public, successful conceptions per 1,000 women were considerably lower for vaccinated women than for those not vaccinated.

Read More: https://thefreethoughtproject.com/new-study/study-of-1-3-million-women-links-covid-vaccines-to-pregnancy-risk

When we as a family decided to get vaccinated, we thought we were doing our civic duty by protecting our health and preventing the spread of COVID-19. Never in a million years did we expect to wake up one morning with thick Irish accents, bright orange beards, and to instinctively start river dancing whenever music is playing, and it’s all because of the vaccine.

Yep, you heard that right. It was the vaccine that turned our family Irish. I mean, we were perfectly fine before. And before you ask, no, we don’t even have a drop of Irish ancestry. We did a 23andMe test years ago. My husband is 100% Norwegian, I’m part Italian, and our kids are pure chaos. But ever since we got vaccinated, all of a sudden we’ve become Irish.

It all started so subtly. My husband came home from work the day after his booster shot, holding a 6 pack of Guinness, talking about needing “a proper print.” This was odd because my husband has always been more of a Bud Light man. Then our son Liam (formerly Kyle), started insisting that we call him by his “true Gaelic name” (even though he’s never went by such a name).

Then our daughter Maeve (formerly Jessica), began knitting Aran sweaters and started demanding that we purchase a sheep for the family. I thought I was immune from all this Irishness until I caught myself belting out “Danny Boy” in the shower. It was at that moment that I realized that this was the work of the vaccine. As we all has gotten vaccinated just the day before, and then all of a sudden we all become Irish? Something was definitely horribly, undeniably wrong.

Within days, we started noticing other changes. Our hair started turning red, freckles appeared on our faces, and my husband gained a disturbing amount of knowledge on Irish folklore. Our condition only escalated when my youngest started speaking fluent Gaelic, despite having never studied it or been around anyone who knew the language. Then, last week, I accidentally blessed someone with “a hundred thousand welcomes” instead of a traditional goodbye. I fear that people are starting to notice.

I began to turn to the internet for answers, and I found some pretty damning evidence. Did you know that most pharmaceutical companies are based in Ireland? Coincidence? I think not. My theory is that Big Pharma laced the vaccine with shamrock to boost Ireland’s population. Or maybe it’s a plot to corner the whiskey market. Either way, the truth is out there.