it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?

Hang on I need to look something up

in some aspects tumblr users see a like but no reblog in the same way a business sees piracy as lost income

*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

I could totally buy this being a real Seinfeld episode.

"jesus was a communist" "jesus hung out with sex workers" "jesus was gay" stop white washing christianity! jesus literally put dogs into a big boiling cauldron to make something the bible called "mustard gravy!" Also the catholics did something problematic I think but I don't remember what.