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All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

can everyone turn their lights off i wanna see the stars in the night sky

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? You better work, bitch

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

I dream to swim in water like this one day🫶😞