No Day But Today

Bonding over music is so so important to me. We not getting anywhere without that

Gay guys in their 30s dgaf theyre like im level 31 and a dark type trainer 🤓 plant dad. Gay guys who are in their early 20s are like im in my brat era and they think theyre cool for it and different than the 30 year old pokegays. Me well i just want to get dicked down again =/

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

1920s gangster voice: when you stare into the boid the boid stares back

keep your head up, fellow wizard! it’s incantation, not incanttation!

wait

hold on

wait

we were put on this earth to eat sandwiches

I cannot be trusted as a little spoon I WILL be grinding my ass into your crotch

do you think the inevitable divorce will make Taylor Swift’s music better or worse

Maybe it will make her stop making music and turn into a hermit living on an uncharted island in the Pacific.