A Useless lesbian with a strange humor

dear god please let our new baby octopus feel confident enough to move out of her corner hiding spot today while i’m on exhibits so i can see her properly for the first time amen

The unholy trinity.

Is for me 👉👈

in every workplace there should be a secret button you can press and if everyone presses it the workweek immediately ends and you can go outside and play instead of sending email

ok i made this post and this afternoon our server locked us out and i spent the rest of the day shooting the shit with my coworkers outside in perfect spring weather. i do believe in magic but mostly i believe in the secret button

hi im a cat expurt (like pur its a cat pun im a cat expert) this little guy isnt stretching all cute! theyre actually using level 2 psychic lightning attack on their owner. unfortunately their owner will not survive this

not gonna lie, discovering the word “ough” changed me fundamentally as a person

You know i dont get homoerotically pinned to the wall nearly enough

This is the most ghibli-esc movement I’ve ever seen an animal make

The only rules of Uno are what you can convince the rest of the table the rules are.

fuck that you play as many +2s on top of other +2s as you can until it lands on someone who cant and it ruins a friendship