Tonight, I Love You

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

This is possibly my favorite response to this post

I read that three times trying to decide if I was having a stroke 

Women fought for EVERYTHING we have today, if you think feminism hasn’t helped you in any way remember you’re ALLOWED to wear pants in public

Stage-Toph: “I see everything that you see, except I don’t ‘see’ like you do. I release a sonic wave from my mouth.” *elongated scream* “There! I got a pretty good look at you.”

but the LOOK on Toph’s FACE it is the best thing E V E R R R

#there is no way in hell I could ever forget about this who do you take me for

Hey does anyone have that painting of the Argonath but they’re dabbing? I don’t need it for anything but I do want to inflict it on all my followers again.

Thank you!

………………..memaw’s cheese tiddies

Congrats to us, America - now let's go fucking bully Biden

LMAO, so subtle and romantic, Arthur! 😂