Hello There Buddy(?) b-t-w

Fight. Him.

_omg_

First of all, why the hell did you push ppl away from you?

Me, when I wake up from taking a nap and I don't even remember my name.

y’all need to learn to let people who like pineapple on their pizza live their fucking lives. who are we hurting? eat your anchovies bitch

It's like how do you combine those two things. Like, they have really different flavours (idk if I'm writing this well, Buth fk it whtvr).

reblog if you are cute and unstoppable

How homophobes should be treated honestly.

I love how she knows as soooon as his earrings come off, it’s goin motha fuckin doooown!

“Tip your waitress”

LAWD HAMMERCY I NEED TO START LOOKING AT THIS LOL

Lafayette is perfect!

THIS DRAGGING WAS LEGENDARY

what the fuck is that second thing

republican presidential candidate ted cruz

IM SCREAMING.