One of These Days I'll Quit this Hell App

if you think about a girl too much during the day you should just wake up in her arms the next morning

this feature is highly exploitable and a great method for assassinating your mortal enemy, assuming they aren't already prepared to strangle you once summoned

people are always surprised how soft they are!! Then, subsequently, are even more surprised when the sharks are decidedly not soft

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

I'm gonna start getting concerned if this post updates a few more times.....

Since mr and ms are gendered titles whose second letters happen to be next to each other on the alphabet (r, s), I think the gender neutral version should be either mq (short for McQueen) or mt (short for mountain)

look everyone, this coward is afraid to have 13 different gendered titles