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Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Kaledo Art
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Product Placement
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i don't do bad sauce passes
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Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Not today Justin
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@mrmisterdad

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every time i see the word peonies without context
I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS
BUT I KNOW A
BITCH
WHEN I SEE ONE
This is a marigold:
This is a peony:
And this is a bitch
past-tense slogans
we were farmers
nationwide was on your side
You were in good hands
because you were worth it
only you couldve stopped forest fires
arby’s: we had the meats
WHY is this TikTok still on my mind three days later
HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!
I did nAUGHTt! Mister Electic send him to the principal's office and have him EXpelLed!

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one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn
Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”
DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”
Fighter: I want to see my little boy
DM: roll a perception check
*nat 20*
DM: here he comes
bard: toss me my keys
*rolls a 1*
DM: i thought you said printer
Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries
DM: roll a perception check
*rolls a 9*
Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.
Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.
DM: Roll an intimidation check.
*nat 20*
DM: Poseidon quivers before him!
Druid: Fuck off!
Dm: can you read this for us?
Fighter: rolls a nat 1
Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read
Fighter: It’s summer, I got my helm on backwards and it’s time to fuckin’ party.
DM: Roll for Dodge.
Fighter: *rolls a 1*
Fighter: *slams head into ye olde portcullis*
Someone shared this on fb
what would we do without onions and garlic....
I understand why banshees just drift around sobbing and screaming inconsolably at all times, I get it now

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Meeeeeeeee……
When you haven’t saved your file in awhile and suddenly the cursor freezes

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This vine has always found a way to resurface precisely when it’s the beginning of summer to reassure you bout to get into some fun foolery